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Here is your daily grin. Enjoy! God And Eve One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God."Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case,I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord?" "Well ... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman." Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U. |
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6/1/2007 11:41 pm |
shivers gurl... some khichdee cooking? no wonder, man had never had the last word.. Ole`
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6/2/2007 12:47 am |
wow budds, you finally let out the secret that god is a woman. lolzzzzzzz thnx for sharing. undoubtedly the secret could never be kept "woman to woman" well I wont be surprised to now someday that god said the same things to man like as " MAN TO MAN " but ufffffffff secrets die with men( I hope so). lolzzzzzzzzz thnx for the daily grin, would let out a secret "Friend to Friend" i had a good laugh. regrds Rajinder
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6/2/2007 1:00 am |
Ole Ole So now you got it hunni just remember.. The last word is always oursShivvy Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U.
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6/2/2007 3:01 am |
Budds, Thats the motive behing posting these blog  to put a smile on each and every pair of lipsShivvy Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U.
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6/2/2007 3:01 am |
shivers jee, don't treat men as a dog. sometime u need a man. khansupai
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6/2/2007 7:28 am |
Khansaab, No ways am i treating MAN as dogs and i beg to differ, a woman is incomplete without a man .. and theres no doubt abt it  check the spelling also Shivvy Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U.
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6/2/2007 5:52 pm |
Shivers , Research has shown that in the years to come females of the species may be able to procreate without males, especially amonst the homosapiens. Do you think that God will then withdraw males of the species from the creation ??  .Many thanks for sharing - best wishes, Govind
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6/2/2007 11:07 pm |
Govind jee I hope god wouldnt act so drastically Men are definatelly needed by US.Imagine,who would do all the work carpenter,plumbers,electricians and all the house hold chores We DO NEED MEN Shivvy P.S .. Women ou there do you agree? Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U.
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6/3/2007 7:55 am |
Shivy jee So u have accepted the need for men in the scheme of things if not for anything but to do chores need but would like to have the superiority over hi (mMy guess of what you think I may be wrong correct me if iam srong). Well for long men have ruled as superiors and have brought the world to its present state Hoipe things improve when womentake over as superiors will it ?
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6/3/2007 12:01 pm |
Lumen.. i never never ever denied the need of a man in a women's life and where is a question of him or her being supeior, they both have to be equal. like the 2 wheels of any vechile or the car will not move aheadso dear friend inspite of all the accusation from both sides ..one cant do without the other. Hope you have no problem or difference of opinion to what i have just said above Regards Shivvy Immature love says 'I love U because I need U.' Mature love says 'I need U because I love U.
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