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gem_in_i
10/26/2008 12:27 pmLast Read: |
Last Friday received a strange call form some one, from iff Hi gemi,Once it was your favorite routine to jot down a blog,why you don't write the blog any more? I asked who's this, she responded I am a iff member. I paused for a while and politely asked her again, Do I know you? How did you get my number? She laughed & said in this internet age do you think getting some one's number is that hard? And I believe you wrote your number, in one of your blog. Do I ? may be. Then she started "I think you don't have balls to write the blog's any more.... I defend my self, that's not true you know, I have played with all kind of balls since my younger age, in different shapes & size too. From as small as ping pong balls to as large as football, I am always in the game you know. But I prefer not to write a blog about my balls, because my balls are private you know. And if I m sick (at any time) I will prefer to go to doctor to get some antibiotic or call my friend to arrange for a pennis-ilin injection. To make me feel garden fresh, I won't brag with a sickening blog that "I AM NOT WELL"  I think she is not convinced with my reply, and delivered another bouncer to me. What is your opinion about anal sex? Is it good or bad? I told her I m not interested in such kind of topic's, because If I want to be a guest I always prefer front door, I don't use back door like a thief. She said, you know what, You don't have any gas in your ass..  I fight back, Look lady I have enough gas to run my piston of my single stroke engine for another 20years, sound & steady, you have any problem with that? Ok! Ok! May be I am wrong, she said. But is it true that you don't read blog's any more & don't give away awards too.. I reassure, yes partly it is true, because I can't be any one's push-up bra to support the saggy boobs like romita. I can't bring sharukh khan to my kitchen like eversmilingme, with the flavor of my butter chicken; even though I cook food in temple feast on durga pooja for 5000 people. I can't be a bear without bearing any bare essential like JKM. I can't forget the national anthem of my county like 600 million Indians to be reminded by URdreams4ever.Kudos to her enthusiasm & interest in Subcontinent culture. I can't be boring people being half naked in front of half a dozen room mates all the time and writing blogs about there masturbating in bathroom. I can't be dick cheni to make Condoleezza rice to sit on my lap and Kerrie on talking about Iraq invasion. And last but not least I can't be impotent being a man to take a women's ID & create enormous fake ID's to promote my self to the top. Because I m too bad in copy pasting. Hence you understand why I don't read the blogs any more. So you can easily find the answer by your self that, why I don't dish out the award any more. More over some body took my little non famous awards Up to "LARRY KING LIVE" to make it an Oscar equivalent, all because she didn't get one for her self.  Very true, very true, she chuckled. But now days I don't see any birthday blog either,She complains. I reiterate Birthday blog's are made for brightening one's special day more meaningful and our friends take their valuable time to wish them very best, despite that some individuals don't even reciprocate or admire the wishers with a simple thank you. I believe these individuals don't deserve any birthday blog from me at least and they don't have any chance to disappoint my friends. That's a very nice thought, she said. I was bit impatient, so I asked her any thing else I can help you with? She sheepishly said my husband is in, I will talk to you soon. The line got disconnected. Love  gem_in_i |
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10/26/2008 1:34 pm |
here in the U.S. we have caller id. or *69 to trace the number?.. just asking cuz i dont know if they have that in canada or not? well good luck with your new secret admirer  next time she calls ask her when her bday is  ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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10/26/2008 1:36 pm |
 always fun to give bday wishes so will wait for your bday blogs that you are so good at!~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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10/26/2008 1:46 pm |
lol very funny post I must say  at least u were mentioned on larry king but I was guest of honor tc    ○○○ click here ○○○
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10/26/2008 2:27 pm |
I also think you don't have BALLS to write and respond the blog's any more.... a pennis-ilin injection+(MY BALLS), IS ALWAYS USED and INJECTED AT THE BACK.lol BTW, NICE POST. The GOD in ME greets The GOD in U.
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10/26/2008 9:07 pm |
gem u crack me up buttttttt  tell me who u gave out ur number tohmmmmmmmmm!
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10/28/2008 2:59 pm |
Dear Foxy  At my homephone there is no caller ID in place. so every month you can save some money Love gem_in_i
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10/28/2008 3:03 pm |
Hello Rachelle , Thank you to see you again. congrats for being the guest of honor at Larry king live & mentioning my name I m glad at least you had fun while reading it. Huggs! Love gem_in_i
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10/28/2008 3:10 pm |
Dear aum, My balls are not that cheap to hang it on IFF to find takers  Love gem_in_i
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10/28/2008 3:18 pm |
Dear Rain  Hope you laughed your heart out! Its another snow day in the desert hugssssssssss! Love gem_in_i
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10/28/2008 10:16 pm |
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11/6/2008 10:29 am |
Hiya, gem_, seems you didnt get the spirit of my blog It was not as to refresh 600 million ppl memory. I hope they still know it. Although, let me ask: what about the other 700 million?? Do you think they dont know it??? YD 
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12/2/2008 8:17 pm |
Dear Rain I didn't gave my number to many one Rest assured the wrong number still rings in Hugs!  Love gem_in_i
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12/2/2008 8:23 pm |
Dear YD Your blog about national anthem is really awsome, thats also with the bengali script. Kudos to you for that. as far as my blog, it just like another firefly  Love gem_in_i
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