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Types Of Women  

mciafg
10/21/2009 10:42 am

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10/24/2009 4:53 pm

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Live & Let Live
myamystique
300 posts 

10/21/2009 6:18 pm

I LOVE IT

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET[

lily5665
64 posts 

10/22/2009 10:02 pm

Oh Yeah!!!! What about Men??????????????? Are there no types in them???????? OR DONT U KNOW ABOUT THAT???????????

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