TO BE OR NOT TO BE-----------HAIRY!
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So, I am at my beauty parlor again and Kavita my beautician asks me the same questions? Full leg or half? Full arms yes? I nod my head.Underarms? I pick up my arm and she takes a look carefully ” Hmmm… yes yes,there is a bit of growth, may as well have it done “I am taken to the changing room and am given a petticoat,except I got to tie it just above my breasts. And there I am ready... like a ripe chicken ready to be plucked…! Waxing!! Whoever invented it I am sure must have been an atheist. Only an atheist would go against the wish of GOD who created us all hairy and wanted us to remain so. I muse on this point as Kavita spreads a fine layer of wax on the hairy parts my leg, which is actually just sugar mixed with lemon juice and heated till it melts into a hot gooey brown caramelized mass. Is that why we females are called ‘sugar’ and ‘sweetie’? LOL. Now as all you females will know, ‘Waxing’ is an art in itself. A bit too hot and you in serious danger of losing the upper layer of your skin! As soon as the just- right- hot wax is spread over the hairy part , a strip of cloth is pressed on it and even as you think of your doggie, your boy friend, your lover or your country it is pulled off in a swift motion in the direction opposite to the hair growth.OUCHHH!. That’s not the end... it keeps getting repeated till each and ever cm of your legs , arms , underarms and anywhere else you have the guts to take the pain is made ‘hairless’ and to expose your soft womanly smoothness! No wonder we women can take pain so well as compared to men since we get such good practice. Hmmm... For all you guys reading this and laughing, I challenge you. Take a piece of electrical tape and stick it on any ‘hairy’ part of your body in the direction opposite to your hair growth. Hold one tab by the end and just rip it off in the opposite direction in one stroke.… Stop screaming so loud man… you not being castrated..! Hmm... So as I muse I remember the saying, God proposes, Man disposes…!!. Sure ,God intended woman to be hairy but then MEN! If they had to ‘shave’ daily, (I read somewhere about a shave being like a bra--- you can’t wait to get your first one and then you spend your whole life cribbing about having one!!)a ritual they find extremely nasty, to reiterate their manhood, how could they leave the woman be? And , thus women started to shave...! Oopps I mean smoothen their legs, arms, underarms… till of course the ‘bikini’ was discovered…... and then even the bikini line was crossed..! I guess I am a sucker for pain as much as for soft smooth skin… and Kavita laughs all the way to the bank. ! ERRMM does it mean all men are Atheists..? A question for another day I guess... |
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10/14/2009 9:14 am |
give me the date when u cleanly shaved sorry kavita shaved..
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10/14/2009 1:24 pm |
soft and smooth ... silky for the caressing .. is the best way to be. We are just so much nicer to touch when everything is "bare". The pain is definitely worth the gain. ~~~~ ♥ ~~~~ ♥ ~~~~
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10/14/2009 8:08 pm |
lolllll I laughed at this one.. sooo very true.. ahh I shave.. I hate the pain... my tattoo made that clear as I cried right through lol.. no more for me...     â—‹â—‹â—‹ click the blue links here â—‹â—‹â—‹
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10/14/2009 11:48 pm |
funny 
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10/15/2009 1:21 am |
Next you try with an electric Lady-Silk-Epil von Braun ... it's gonna take you closer to a Goddess, just without pain ..... now you know why I am atheist  ... phew, I forgot I am half a man  Btw.  I don't have any clue as how you will convince your atheist to convert 
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10/15/2009 2:31 am |
YD , Aww thanks for the info.. hmm diwali is near..Since you yet to send me a stud from your farm , how about sending me the Lady Silk Epil Von Braun as a gift..? Love you... 
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10/15/2009 2:33 am |
Merrick and Cats, Thanks for being here.. and i think maye if YD is kind enough will send us all the lady Silk thing as a GIFT..!!.. 
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10/15/2009 2:37 am |
3rd , As i said u need to take a few lessons in communication.. If u read the blog.. its about WAXING... not shaving. And maybe you need to get in dircect touch with KAVITA TO KNOW THE DATE SHE SHAVED..!! i HAVE ACTUALLY NO CLUE.
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10/15/2009 2:54 am |
before communication, hands,legs etc movement to be taught
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10/15/2009 4:28 am |
Charmer , thanks for being here...
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10/15/2009 5:48 am |
YD , Aww thanks for the info.. hmm diwali is near..Since you yet to send me a stud from your farm , how about sending me the Lady Silk Epil Von Braun as a gift..? Love you... oohhhh, I don't know, if this was not a mistake dear, everzzz I will send you a silk-epil instead, with pleasure, your choice  Actually my idea was a stud+silk-epil for Diwali, to perform the use Now you decide the second part only. Guess, I will ask coldy to translate the instructions for you I know, I am the only
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10/15/2009 6:48 am |
YD..., Since the instructions will be in german.. i am sure u will re consider and send me a german stud alonwith the silk Epil.. Maybe merrick and cats will tell you which language instuctor they want...!! You are more than an angel dear...
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10/29/2009 5:30 am |
Hey that was funny. My patients underwent shaving before surgery, then I learnt that shaving can cause micro and macro damage to the skin and the bacteria growing on skin infects the injured skin in immunocompromised patients so I have given strict instructions not to shave the part before surgery but use Anne French as there is no skin damage to the shaved part in this procedure. I was wondering how much of skin damage is there in a procedure like waxing...any idea
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10/29/2009 11:07 pm |
YD... ,Since the instructions will be in german.. i am sure u will re consider and send me a german stud alonwith the silk Epil.. Maybe merrick and cats will tell you which language instuctor they want...!! You are more than an angel dear... This was Hillarious such a hairy delemma us women have. I have light hair and still want it shaved smooth is good feels better to me. Now waxing ummm hurts but its a treat on special occasions. Could be that pain pleasure theory not sure. I will say shaving is enjoyable when it is done for you. Now the eppilady I have never tried I hear not much pain at all. I hope YD sends it to you. BTW what kind of studs are we talking about??? So nice to see the two of you. Hope to talk to you both soon. Gracey
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10/30/2009 3:17 am |
"A shave is like a bra--- you can’t wait to get your first one and then you spend your whole life cribbing about having one!!" so true evers...now you know why I grow my beard and mush  ( no comments about anybody's bra burn it or live with it!)
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10/30/2009 7:56 pm |
Kavita, you will also agree that when you are shaved, sorry waxed, you will also feel yourself so smooth, so nice, so silky, and so lovely. that is why most women go for waxing and men like those smooth, nice, silk and lovely body of any women....
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10/30/2009 8:17 pm |
Laser, Ernm.. Anne French is painless butt.. the smell takes a long while to go. and of course hair grows back much faster.. who wants to kee anne frenching every few days..? .. Nice u see you around..
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10/30/2009 8:21 pm |
Gracey , Hey , nice to see you here too... As for studs.. will tell you in pvt sum day.. Yd has yet to send me the silk epil.. and as for the studs... she refuses to send me even one...Misser that she is.. Hope to ctach u soon in the lobby again...
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10/30/2009 8:23 pm |
Casty, You have a beard..? hmmm.... but i prefer shaved guys..!!.. These days bras are too expensive to be burnt..Got to live with them....
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10/30/2009 8:24 pm |
Sunny , Thanks and i am sure many feel the same way...
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10/31/2009 7:06 am |
Evers hey how are you. And where as i think , the waxing gives a cleaner look , and men dont wear sleevless shirts , so it;s the women who need underarms done.Moroever looking cleaner and soft looks is really alluring and every thing in this world comes with some pain.And women with soft looks is a real adorable thing. Take care of urself and ur loved one's
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10/31/2009 11:40 pm |
Evers di huggsssssssss.......... Good article... but not for me .... i never go for waxing coz in my tradition whn i baby gal born our mother use to rub all hairs with atta and musturd oil first five day regularly whn baby born... apply this to any new born baby and u see the wonder no hairs any where only on head which i have long hairs.... so my dear di thats y we all hilly peoplzzzzzzz dont knw what is waxing..... same wid me ..... NO pains and lot of Gains...... But yes once i do waxing to remove my tanning ufffffffff its so painful..... My hubby always says "Thank GOD ek karcha to bacha " Huggssssssssss di...... and apply this formula whn some new one baby .... hmmmmmm u knw what i mean...
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11/1/2009 5:02 am |
No topic is ineligible here for discussion. Lovely Eversmilingme, you will not feel the pain; even if u feel, u will ever be smiling. I like women without hair on their body except on their head and eye bows.
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11/1/2009 9:38 am |
Mishti, I consider u among the lucky ones then.. Sometimes even the remedy u have suggested at a baby's birth is not enough..but i am sure since i reminded u of it ..u will keep it in mind...!!! As for ur hair.. mmmmmmmmm love ur lovely long hair... awesomeee...lekin tel ka kharcha to jyada hai na... lol..
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11/1/2009 9:40 am |
Rohit ... thanks for being here.. gemini...thanks...
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11/2/2009 7:48 am |
Rohit ... thanks for being here.. gemini...thanks...
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11/2/2009 11:13 am |
Gemini... ermmm... maybe i shoudl send u a free coupon from my neighborhood barber for a months shaves..!!!. thanks... again..!!
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11/3/2009 5:14 am |
Evers Di ha ha ha NaaH NaaH Naah.... Tel Ghar ka hain
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