INDIAN COW FLU
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Rahul Patel is the first person to get the Indian Cow Flu (now isolated in Lafayette, Indiana). More details later. Officials have suspended all new H-1B Visa's into the United States pending Mexico Swine Flu. | ||
5/3/2009 7:44 pm |
Rahul apparently was kissing cows in India, therefore, transmitting the virus once returning back to USA from a month long visit to India. Air India is having all passengers and flight employees tested for the Indian Cow Flu. Charges are being considered for Rahul. The charges will be For Unlawful Cow Knowledge, the new term in India will be an acronym known as F.U.C.K.
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5/3/2009 8:12 pm |
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5/3/2009 10:20 pm |
F.U.C.K. lol. that's great!
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5/4/2009 5:37 am |
by the way, i'm not too familiar with the Indian Cow Flu...but how bout exploring that acronym a bit? 
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5/4/2009 1:15 pm |
LOL (_E=mc2_)
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 5/4/2009 7:09 pm |
Thank God i dont kiss Cows....lol
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5/4/2009 7:10 pm |
by the way, i'm not too familiar with the Indian Cow Flu...but how bout exploring that acronym a bit? 
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5/4/2009 7:10 pm |
LOL (_E=mc2_) 
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5/5/2009 4:51 pm |
Candy...LMAO I hope he does not get mad cow disease
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5/5/2009 6:27 pm |
Candy...LMAO I hope he does not get mad cow disease 
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5/10/2009 1:44 pm |
Honey, you know where I live. Come and see me! I'll welcome you with open legs. 
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5/12/2009 8:20 pm |
The cow (who was kissed) has been captured, and the cow is able to speak. He uttered the words, "Mo.." before dying. This could be a the words of Moo or Mohammad. The experts aren't sure. It's very clear the cow was violated sexually before expiring, lipstick was found on his lips. 
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5/16/2009 8:55 pm |
I was sick one day last week with the Indian Cow Flu. I feel better now. I made the day up at work on another day where I taught others. Yeah, I got to teach about technology; is this a new concept to the world? You'd think it was with the students I had. 
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5/19/2009 8:32 pm |
Moo! 
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8/24/2009 11:15 am |
....grunt grunt.......... cutessyy....for sure.....
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9/17/2009 8:34 pm |
....grunt grunt.......... How are you?
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