indian and desi jokes  

tandoorikelly2 10/2/2007 5:31 pm Last Read: 11/3/2007 10:55 am	Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city (Maha Nagri)? A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India. Q: What's a smart Malayalee called? A: Debo-nair. Q: An extraordinary malayalee .. A: PHENO-MENON Q: A smart and extraordinary malayalee .. A: VIJI-MENON Q: How do u identify a Mallu? A:zimply Q: Why is the sardar standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants? A: Coz he is giving the 'entrance exam' where instructions are 'answer in brief'. Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh. Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything" Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa " Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car) Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes)
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__Sparsh__ 10/2/2007 10:07 pm	Haaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa Kellly Ji, Twadda jwab nahi Kudiye! asi hasde hasde lot pot ho gaye!
woh_lamhe Ask me for a photo 4731 posts  10/3/2007 3:25 pm	Woh_Lamhe
loverlover1979 22 posts  11/3/2007 9:32 am	Loved the malayalee jokes.. I'm a malayalee... *winks*