sardar jokes.........no offense to any sardars......its just fun  

tandoorikelly2 10/7/2007 5:31 pm Last Read: 11/3/2007 10:53 am	An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. Santa to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?" "Are you trying to be funny?" she replied. "No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it." Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)
tauras_loveall Ask me for a photo 1399 posts  10/7/2007 11:18 pm	You sure have great collection of sardarji's joke,thanx kelly for the laugh
foxfirehottie69 10/14/2007 3:30 pm	tauras...........lol..... she is great at her jokes she makes the lobby laugh!! ((huggszz))
bad1waiting 506 posts  10/17/2007 12:21 am	Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Kelly u rock hun HUGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS
RAHUL23399 Ask me for a photo 1 post  10/24/2007 9:27 am	I fee this joke is racist, I dont think we should forget that the sikhs fed us, being the bread basket of the country, and then fought in all the wars with great distiction, infact if it were not for them, we would be goverened by Islamabad. DONT FORGET THAT WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR CHEAP SHOT AT THOSE WHO PROTECT YOU.
tandoorikelly2 484 posts  10/24/2007 11:20 am	rahul i did put i am not meaning to offend anyone i just found it gfunny i am in no way racist u would know that if u know me so dont judge me over a joke please. try see funny side of things yeah
loverlover1979 22 posts  11/3/2007 9:26 am	I loved the lie detector joke!! And yes.. its not about being racist. These are just jokes. We have jokes about almost everyone! Have fun..