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Kav1ta
8/16/2008 4:59 amLast Read: |
Don't blame me .... I'm only the messenger of true incidences  . "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping) "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company) "This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service) "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation) "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.) Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation) My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)  "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)  Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples 
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8/16/2008 6:12 am |
ha ha ha....ohh..I can believe this 
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8/16/2008 6:21 am |
I will tell you one pearl of Corporate Concern. A thread bar (Some contraption) was being tested in the machinery. A lot of people were around it as it was a trial run. Under the tension the thing came off and fell heavily to the floor from some 20 ft height. Fortunately no one got hurt. The thing is heavy. We informed the Boss. His first question was if anything happened to the confounded thing. VASHALAN
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8/16/2008 8:50 am |
Kavita  ,You chose well to share  - we have some who extend these same pearls to their personal lives on all time basis.Many thanks for the laugh  - fondest regards,Govind
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8/16/2008 10:11 pm |
kavita..hahaha..nice. Thanks for sharing.
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8/17/2008 2:28 am |
" What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." . ...... I MEAN, WHEN WE WILL MEET BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ............. BEAUITUFL POST KAVITA. WITH LOVE ------------------- LOVE U HUNGRY 
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8/17/2008 5:51 am |
I think half of this world is........ In life what ever moment has gone, --Has gone and will never come back,-Rajesh khanna
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8/17/2008 8:25 am |
just wonderful seeing your blog ~Don't just count your blessings......share them~
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8/17/2008 8:42 am |
ha ha ha....ohh..I can believe this  Now you know, hehe Thanks for stopping by dear  Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 8:49 am |
I will tell you one pearl of Corporate Concern. A thread bar (Some contraption) was being tested in the machinery. A lot of people were around it as it was a trial run. Under the tension the thing came off and fell heavily to the floor from some 20 ft height. Fortunately no one got hurt. The thing is heavy. We informed the Boss. His first question was if anything happened to the confounded thing. H ahhh ... H ahhh ... H ahhh .... Thanks for stopping by Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 8:51 am |
Kavita ,You chose well to share - we have some who extend these same pearls to their personal lives on all time basis.Many thanks for the laugh - fondest regards,Govind Thank you for stopping by my space Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 8:56 am |
kavita..hahaha..nice. Thanks for sharing. Welcome to my space Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 9:10 am |
" What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." . ...... I MEAN, WHEN WE WILL MEET BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ............. BEAUITUFL POST KAVITA. WITH LOVE ------------------- LOVE U HUNGRY When IF we meet, haha Thanks for stopping by dear Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 9:12 am |
I think half of this world is........ You are sooooo right .... maybe even more so, hehe Thanks for stopping by dear Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/17/2008 9:15 am |
just wonderful seeing your blogNice seeing you again  Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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8/28/2008 12:55 pm |
CAN I IMAGINE! THESE ARE NOT LYRICS OF A KAVITA. The GOD in ME greets The GOD in U.
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8/31/2008 9:18 pm |
You are so right OSHO, as each quote has the source of it printed below. Thank you for your clever observation. Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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9/1/2008 4:34 am |
You are so right OSHO, as each quote has the source of it printed below. Thank you for your clever observation. BUT THE ALL THESE LYRICS ARE COMPILED BY KAVITA. The GOD in ME greets The GOD in U.
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9/3/2008 6:45 am |
THIS IS VERY TRUE AND TYPICAL OF MANAGEMENT
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9/7/2008 11:11 pm |
I KNOW THAT THE SOURCE IS THERE. BUT THE ALL THESE LYRICS ARE COMPILED BY KAVITA. Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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9/7/2008 11:12 pm |
THIS IS VERY TRUE AND TYPICAL OF MANAGEMENTNice of you to stop by Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
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