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Happy Holiday  

7/8/2009 7:34 pm

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8/5/2009 11:12 pm

Banta Singh was talking to his travel agent Santa Singh.

Banta tells Santa, " I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year,
I am going to do it a little differently.

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my wife
Gurpreet got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Gurpreet got
pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Gurpreet once again got pregnant."

Santa asks Banta "So , what are you going to do this year that
is different?"

Banta smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Gurpreet with me!"


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples
Hot_Perfume
306 posts 

7/8/2009 8:05 pm

wow gud one.. inddeed that was a happy holiday,
regards
kiran

pks5
93 posts 

7/8/2009 8:09 pm

Good one!

PK

lonelysoulwalks
94 posts 

7/8/2009 9:17 pm

It’s always wise to think differently.
Instead of taking your wife for a company,
How about finding her man behind and secretly
Take his wife for a holiday immediately?

Ha Ha Ha Ha, Nice Joke, Keep it up Kavita!

Love, Lonelysoulwalks.

kunal_s10
342 posts 

7/9/2009 3:28 am

toooo goood!

kumarsambhava
1514 posts 

7/9/2009 5:24 am

very good

Saniyasi

7/10/2009 11:11 pm

Moral of the story: If you wouldn't do it, somebody else would! LOL

There is more to life than increasing its speed. ~~ Mahatma Gandhi ~~

gemini369
1003 posts 

7/11/2009 4:00 am

My comment a simple smiley has been banned!!!!!

Good joke. you cut this kind of jokes too!!!!! lovely!

lovelyleo4u2
41 posts

7/11/2009 7:37 pm

Hi dear kavita,

hope u r doing great...well the snap of ur lips is soooo captivating that one cant help seeing it again.u must have got my reply.hope to recieve urs.take care & plzzz keep in touch.

arvind

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:49 am

    Quoting Hot_Perfume:
    wow gud one.. inddeed that was a happy holiday,
    regards
    kiran
Hi Kiran

It's always good to take your spouse with you instead of .... going on your own


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:50 am

    Quoting pks5:
    Good one!
Thanks PK

Nice seeing you again


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:51 am

    Quoting lonelysoulwalks:
    It’s always wise to think differently.
    Instead of taking your wife for a company,
    How about finding her man behind and secretly
    Take his wife for a holiday immediately?

    Ha Ha Ha Ha, Nice Joke, Keep it up Kavita!

    Love, Lonelysoulwalks.

Lonelysoulwalks, welcome to Blogsville

Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:53 am

Thanks Kunal

You have a lovely day.


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:54 am

Hi Kumar

Nice to see you again


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:57 am

    Quoting Saniyasi:
    Moral of the story: If you wouldn't do it, somebody else would! LOL
Welcome to Blogsville Saniyasi Ji

I hope you enjoy your stay.


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 8:59 am

    Quoting gemini369:
    My comment a simple smiley has been banned!!!!!

    Good joke. you cut this kind of jokes too!!!!! lovely!
Hi Gemini Sometimes a smile will suffice ... and other times it's just not enough

Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/12/2009 9:02 am

    Quoting lovelyleo4u2:
    Hi dear kavita,

    hope u r doing great...well the snap of ur lips is soooo captivating that one cant help seeing it again.u must have got my reply.hope to recieve urs.take care & plzzz keep in touch.

    arvind
Hi Arvind

Don't remember receiving a reply ... to what? I reply to all here in my blogs, if that is what you mean?


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Hot_Perfume
306 posts 

7/12/2009 9:39 am

    Quoting Kav1ta:
    Hi Kiran

    It's always good to take your spouse with you instead of .... going on your own

lol kavita,its always gud ton take thier spouse who are married, hehehe what about if single some one like me...lol

actionking33
472 posts 

7/12/2009 9:48 am

SO, BANTA HAS DECIDED THAT THREE WILL DO!

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/13/2009 5:59 am

    Quoting Hot_Perfume:
    lol kavita,its always gud ton take thier spouse who are married, hehehe what about if single some one like me...lol
Hi Kiran

Being single has many advantages. You can either go fishing alone, or bring your own


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/13/2009 6:02 am

    Quoting actionking33:
    SO, BANTA HAS DECIDED THAT THREE WILL DO!
Hi Actionking

Three children are more than enough with the turn the economy is taking


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Hot_Perfume
306 posts 

7/13/2009 8:21 am

    Quoting Kav1ta:
    Hi Kiran

    Being single has many advantages. You can either go fishing alone, or bring your own

this joker asks ya. i need a fish bait now..lol do you have one. can i lend yours..lol , i promise to return back with out fail..oops i mean the fish bait..hehehehehe and i get bore fast fishing. i guess talking to you and fishing would be a great IDEA are you freee..come lets go fishing

actionking33
472 posts 

7/13/2009 10:47 am

    Quoting Kav1ta:
    Hi Actionking

    Three children are more than enough with the turn the economy is taking

KAVI, I MEAN, THAT IS WHY HE DIDNT TAKE HER WITH HIM IN THE SECOND AND THIRD TRIPS, EVEN AFTER KNOWING WHAT HAS HAPPENED DURING HIS FIRST TRIP.

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

7/15/2009 6:47 am

    Quoting Hot_Perfume:
    this joker asks ya. i need a fish bait now..lol do you have one. can i lend yours..lol , i promise to return back with out fail..oops i mean the fish bait..hehehehehe and i get bore fast fishing. i guess talking to you and fishing would be a great IDEA are you freee..come lets go fishing
Hi Kiran

It depends in which waters you wanna go fishing Different seas need different baits And different calms need different anglers. I like the deep deep sea where one takes their time to find the right waters to fish. And sometimes the bait appears naturally


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

Hot_Perfume
306 posts 

7/16/2009 12:11 am

Hi kavita,
i would always wish to fish in a deep sea where my pretty, gorgeous, sweet,MERMAID KAVITA loves to fish..i just came to know you were a MERMAID and love to fish in deep sea where one takes time and finds write waters to fish.lol so that bait as well as catch appears naturally..hmm let me dive with you deep sea now..MERMAID help me swimm with u deep sea need some oxygen now..lol blow some oxygen in to me MERMAID....

gemini369
1003 posts 

7/29/2009 8:32 am

Thanks baby, I love u!

SUNNYBUNNY5
459 posts 

8/4/2009 7:04 pm

very very hot.......what a Santa Singh is...

Kav1ta
1591 posts 

8/5/2009 11:12 pm

Hi Sunny

Nice to see yo here


Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples

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