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How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct. (JUST FOR LAUGH)
lovebug2u4 6/18/2008 9:07 am

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7/8/2008 4:21 am

1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American.

2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative.

3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible.

4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages in Artificial Stimulation.

5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.

6. She has not Been Around - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.

7. She does not Get You Excited - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.

8. She is not Kinky - She is a Creative Caretaker.

9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is Terminally Attactive.

10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired.

11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.

12. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically Enhanced.

13. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally Repetitive.
stanhootzz
1709 posts

6/18/2008 2:10 pm

A very affirmative and specific post, thank you fer the laughs mr. Lovebug.

Stan

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