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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. ..... In one second the sharp lime taste hits... ..... At two seconds the Baileys curdles ..... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. ......At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex  , but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says "BLOW JOB REVENGE": 
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2/27/2008 11:42 pm |
 good one...! huggs
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2/28/2008 12:31 am |
Great one.
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2/28/2008 12:42 am |
jkm damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hahahahahahahhahaha thats cold or hot hahahahahahha bigjoe 
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2/28/2008 1:53 am |
JKM....Great one !! Is he going to give again?? 
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2/28/2008 1:55 am |
I like this!!!! ROFLMAO! Fireball  
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2/28/2008 3:04 am |
Hmmmm so some gals dont like blowjob good revenge an eye opener lol
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2/28/2008 3:17 am |
Waahhhhhhhhhh what a Badlaaaaaaaa........... Kali Maaaaaaaaa Ke Jai Hooooooooooo Huggssssssssssssssssss.... 
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2/28/2008 5:01 am |
JKM....... what was that ??  cum again ........ 
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2/28/2008 8:42 am |
I like this!!!! ROFLMAO! Fireball     
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2/28/2008 8:49 am |
OMG. . . . I used to think women like to please their men. . . to be pleased back hahahahahahahah if this is revenge. . . . . . WHERE'S THE LOVE????????????????? WHAT IF MEN BECOME REVENGEFUL????? Isn't life short enuff??? Make it sweet hunnnniiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! Even there are sweeter ways of revenge. . hahahahahahahahahahahaha BUT ANYWAYS. . . . HAVE FUN!!! It was pretty informative to know how this concoction cud taste. . . let's get some sweet recipes that can keep men going . . . . hahaha BEST WISHES
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2/28/2008 10:52 am |
lolzzzzzzz kanchii, uffffff its sure was a new one. ROFLMAO. regrds Rajinder
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2/28/2008 5:52 pm |
...... ....oye...good one......... .............. ......................... ...i don't get it... An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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2/28/2008 10:20 pm |
KANCHAN ............. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ! " THANKS GOD, YOU NEVER THINK TO TAKE ANY REVENGE FOR THAT ON ME BABE! "  BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! WITH LOVE ----------------- LOVE U HUNGRY 
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2/28/2008 11:42 pm |
Evers - rommell - Glad you enjoyed it bigjoe - Heheh...is it cold? Langley - I seriously doubt itFireball - Try it next time you're at the baralphas - Janya - Dekho...pehle se hi training mil rahi hai Pretty - I think he had it cumming...the revenge that is iflirt - bad1 - This is about WOMEN taking revenge for things done in the name of 'love' Senji - Makes sense thoughNymphy - Hmmm....you don't get it? Hungry -
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2/29/2008 1:05 am |
JKM......Dont worry....I'll explain to Nymphy in detail in y/m
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2/29/2008 7:37 am |
Langley....... Spritely is just going thru a phase of abstinence not ignorance, I guess So I think the y/m will not suffice ...lol!!
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2/29/2008 7:49 am |
Langley, Pretty..... I have to agree with Pretty....Nymphy is in a state of abstinence....but give it just a little time....the amnesia will diappear very quickly....right Nymphy
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2/29/2008 3:38 pm |
Indian FriendFinder good one )
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3/1/2008 1:38 am |
Pretty, JKM....Yeah, yeah....amnesia will only disappear when I explained her in detail
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3/1/2008 2:56 am |
Langley, Preety, No, no.....it's all in the practicals.....not in theory
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3/1/2008 7:17 am |
JKM and Pretty ...u said it... nymphy not ignorant ...but me not in state of abstinence either (i have a rep to maintain ) just playin the cute dumb card to get attention.....lol....see how well is working...... ...hiya langley ....u just gonna tell me baby or you gonna show me too An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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3/1/2008 9:42 am |
Hmmmmm sprite so u attention seeker aah i will deliberately ignore u lol
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3/1/2008 12:18 pm |
Alphas ....lol....all women enjoy attention from good lookin guys ........... .........u got a hairy chest? An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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3/2/2008 2:38 am |
 got a hairy chest & enjoys attention from the good lookin' women  waiting for LANGLEY...JKM...PREETY to lecture me on my ''forced abstinence'' 
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3/2/2008 2:41 am |
 ~~~wooooosh!!!~~~ magically changes JKM's display pic
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3/2/2008 3:14 am |
Nymphy - The dumb card always works, don't it Langley - So....you gonna show or what 9009009 - Oohhh hairy chest How about a practical lecture
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3/2/2008 5:35 am |
Nymphy....I'll tell you in y/m first JKM ,Pretty..Nymphy will be shown in intricate details laters 9009009...We got a handful of beauties out on revenge
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3/2/2008 7:40 am |
Lang - So you gonna brave the drink to show us - Pretty and Nymphy and I - the intricate details?
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3/2/2008 8:03 am |
<<<<has $50 bucks....says lang won't do the nasty..... 9009009 ....don't believe we've met..... HI An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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3/2/2008 11:02 am |
has Rs.50 bucks ... says langley will do a handstands on YM LANGLEY mate ... me thanx the lucky stars this ain't the lobby @revenge of the luverlies  practical lecture JKM ???... the reason i kept my collar button fastened during the meet with a sword driven thru a skull for protection of me hairy chest ... a-la-chastity-belt style oh we did meet briefly in the lobby NYMPH ... under my handle ... i presumed ya didn't kinda like my hairy arms when i tried to hug ya ... next time i shall come sans me shirt ( only )
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3/2/2008 9:48 pm |
Ok, $100 to watch Langley do the nasty ... what say you Nymphy Langley, you up fo it dearie? Shaits, now, now...it would be a personal, one on one practical lecture, so the chastity belt (no matter where you wore it) was a waste at the meet Nymph, meet my dear and trusted friend, Shaitaan
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3/2/2008 10:11 pm |
200 bucks..langley won't do the nasty and shaits won't show his hairy chest..! ok nymph and jkm and pretty ... lets go for it.. you want to up the bet or what..?
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3/3/2008 11:19 am |
Shaits.....You are right !! the offers on the table with Nymphy Nymphy....are you game??? JKM,EVERS,PRETTY..The highest bidder gets all the intricate details
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3/3/2008 6:44 pm |
<<<<goes through her piggy bank,...ash tray in the car....pokes through the couch cushions....pick pockets some poor unsuspecting stranger on the street.... ......k k.....i got $202.57 .....and ya gotta do the nasty with yo shirt off langs JKM...thanks dear for the intro...Shaits,...HI again An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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3/3/2008 10:30 pm |
Uh ohh....need to rummage up some more pennies...wanna see this first hand...let's see...>>>>>sells one of her silver rings... Ok, now I have $226.93 ...Come on Langs....shirt off and do tha nastyEvers...ya gonna up this bid or does Langs do it now? Nymphy...It's my pleasure dearie
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3/4/2008 2:30 am |
OH ...MY GOD...
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3/4/2008 2:56 am |
<<<< looks at flabby muscles and can't see feet due to beer belly JKM, NYMPHY, EVERS...First I'll have to enroll myself to gym to tone up my physique
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3/4/2008 4:05 am |
AAAHH LANGLEY.. YOU CHICKENING OUT ALREADYYY..... JKM ... NYMPHY , PRETTY... I THINK I WON HANDS DOWN.
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3/4/2008 4:21 am |
<<<<<< comes in n settles his desk with the famous " hammer " to seal the bid, till Langley comes out of the gym. ladies...Langley sounds serious, he's not chickening out. carry on with the bid. At SJ's knightsbridge, the highest bidder takes away HELL lot of goodies NEXT, pls
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3/4/2008 6:10 am |
SJ Thank you me knight Now Evers - stop clapping in glee..you haven't yet won Langs - Hit that gym NOW The bids will continue....
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3/4/2008 8:44 am |
great i must admit ur a rare combination of beauty and brain love the way revenge has been taken u call it sweet revenge
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3/5/2008 3:50 am |
ha ha ha ........LANGLEY........the intricate details ???? Should we bring magnifying glasses ???? ahemmmmmm.........meeez got only 99.99 buoks.... ....so Langley.....maybe a glimpsy of that .....????? a small one ....... ??? I meant a little glimpse.......eeeessshhhh.....why do I feel like apologising every time I say 'small' little' or 'short' ??????Spritely.......keep away from 'em Tom, Dick and Hairy ....... ooopss !! Shaits is Hairy ?????????
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3/5/2008 4:00 am |
Everrrrrsssssss...........Don't you dare up the bid.... gimmme time.....lemme beg...borrow or steal ........#=o oh ohh...at the mention of Langley and Shaits....nobody is willing to donate or lend a penny....... JKM.....I wanna seeee......I wanna see......  Do we get to see the intricates and the hairy ????? Buy one get one free ????
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3/5/2008 4:22 am |
Pretty Hey, don't beg for just a small...a wee wittle...a tiny bit....Langs is gonna pump it up so he can present all the intricate details with much pride, pomp and show So you see my dear, don't cry....you still have time to collect them pennies and win the bidNow, as for the buy one get one free...hmm...sounds like a good deal to me...of course, ultimately, WE get to decide if we desire to accept the (hairy) offer or not
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3/5/2008 4:25 am |
Pureheart - Thanks for stopping by
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3/5/2008 6:13 am |
How about you ladies upping the bidding for an extra? Lets have Lang and Shaitz in a mud wrestlin pit, now that would be one hell of a hairy situation. This post got lost with all the bidding, that drink needs to qualify as a chick drink, its sweet (to start with), and has a gimmick like those little colored umbrellas , I think i'll stick with the single malt.
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3/5/2008 10:01 am |
>>>>>>>>> walks in with her bag of popcorn just to watch the fun / fight / gyming not gonna buy any tickets too... it better b free for me for hell's sake or will snatch THE famous hammer n seal the bid anamika
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3/5/2008 12:16 pm |
Trip - WOW...That's gonna be one big hairball in the mud pit Now, now....don't ya go tryin to change the topic here...correct me if I'm wrong, but you are a man, right? This ain't no Chick Drink...it's for the MEN, remember? Ana ...Hmmm...and just why does it have to be free for you? Come on gal...BID!!! I'll provide the popcorn for free
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3/5/2008 3:10 pm |
JKM...I have enrolled in the gym now..not giving up so easy SJ..Yess sir !!your decision will be final with the bang of a hammer Trip...hmm I never thought about me and shait mud wresling.. gimme time to shape up my muscles Pretty..All will be revealed in intricate details
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3/5/2008 5:46 pm |
ok....ok....i believe the biddin was left off at (scrolls back up to take a look)...$226.93 .....unfortunately i've cleaned out all me nooks and cranies soooooo.....me holdin a fundraiser........."peep show..$5 a peek...$10 for a squeeze ..( o )( o ) ...no cold hands please  ....money up front..and stand behind the line  Pretty..."beg, borrow or steal" gotta get more creative hun Trip--- where do those little umbrellas come from anyway ...tiny little people...and if soooo....they must be soaked without themLangs, baby---- can i watch ya workout,  An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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3/5/2008 8:39 pm |
JKM....Everrrss....Nymphy....Anams......why do I get this sneaky suspicion these guys were waiting for such an offer ?? look at how fast Langley hit the gym and is pumping iron…..notice how fast someone revealed hairy secrets……. and then comes SJ with the ‘banging’…….and Trip with the mud wrestling idea…………. ooohhhh….. looks like these guys loooooove to show…… Nymphy…………I’m preserving mah creativity till after I see those intricate details… also my imagination ….. I think I’ll need it more then………….lol !!!!
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3/5/2008 8:49 pm |
ok....ok....i believe the biddin was left off at (scrolls back up to take a look)...$226.93 .....unfortunately i've cleaned out all me nooks and cranies soooooo.....me holdin a fundraiser........."peep show..$5 a peek...$10 for a squeeze ..( o )( o )...no cold hands please ....money up front..and stand behind the line /:>Pretty..."beg, borrow or steal" gotta get more creative hun Trip--- where do those little umbrellas come from anyway ...tiny little people...and if soooo....they must be soaked without themLangs, baby---- can i watch ya workout, Here's the problem....you're gonna end up winning this hands down (or wherever )and then none of us will get to watch Langs... >>>>will have to think of something 'cause I wanna see this LIVE on camLANGS - You better buy that cam NOW...'cause we wanna see ya and you can't let the ladies down now, can ya?
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3/5/2008 8:58 pm |
JKM....Everrrss....Nymphy....Anams......why do I get this sneaky suspicion these guys were waiting for such an offer ?? look at how fast Langley hit the gym and is pumping iron…..notice how fast someone revealed hairy secrets……. and then comes SJ with the ‘banging’…….and Trip with the mud wrestling idea…………. ooohhhh….. looks like these guys loooooove to show…… Nymphy…………I’m preserving mah creativity till after I see those intricate details… also my imagination ….. I think I’ll need it more then………….lol !!!! )...They wanna show and we'd love to see ... hair, rollin in the mud, pumping, banging....woohoo...this is one show that's gonna be worth every penny
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3/6/2008 1:46 pm |
<<<<<< been pumping iron for 2 hrs and my rickety bones been cracking up....came home limping JKM...I need massager to perk me up Pretty...It's going to be pretty long wait
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3/7/2008 10:33 am |
hey what is this all about??
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3/7/2008 8:20 pm |
<<<<<< been pumping iron for 2 hrs and my rickety bones been cracking up....came home limping JKM...I need massager to perk me up Pretty...It's going to be pretty long wait Imagine, just because of Pretty, Evers, Ana, Nymphy, Shaits, Trip and I, you're gonna be one hunk by the time you drink up
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3/7/2008 8:22 pm |
hey what is this all about??
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3/9/2008 10:36 pm |
<<<< No more bidding..wanna watch... << got my vodka and sprite in hand.. sitting back with Ana.. WAITING FOR IT TO BEGIN.. MM BY THE WAY.. WAS IT ABOUT DRINKING SOMETHING NASTY OR DID IT JUST CHANGE INTO AN ORGY WITH LANGLEY PUMPED UP , HAIRY SHAITS , SJ THE BANGER AND TRIP THE WRESTLER....? WOOO HOOO.. BRING IT ON GUYSSSS..
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3/10/2008 1:16 am |
evers chal i have my drink ready cheers let the show begin anamika
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3/10/2008 5:27 am |
JKM....I'm pumping hard at gym..and its going to take 6 months to get my muscles bulging and into right shape Anamika....kool, you want to see the mud wresling or my biceps?? Evers..it's going to be a long wait | ||
