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On 60 Minutes - this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40; goes to show we are going the right way...hehehe /:> 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS): As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think  If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around  whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it  Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart  Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress  Ladies, I apologize.For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage  Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! |
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9/13/2008 2:12 am |
 VASHALAN
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9/13/2008 2:30 am |
Paragraph four reminds me of the overt Chicago woman standing over her dead husband with a smoking gun, yelling to the police officer, "What do you mean shoot him! I just gave him two warning shots to teh head!" Its not really related - or is it? Thats my kind of humour - at times.. I enjoyed your blog. --- identity01 Reason enables a morality not omnipotent and impossible.[
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9/13/2008 3:59 am |
  
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9/13/2008 4:33 am |
JKM.. You so right.. They also know a thing or two ... to make it more pleasurable 
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9/13/2008 4:36 am |
Kanya...You know where to get tips from??
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9/13/2008 11:14 am |
Now it is Men's turn--- A women over 40 seeking advice from her friend--What to do my husband no longer show interest in me !?? "Describe your nightie"the friend asked-- Well it is white silk and fully covered in the front up to neck and back too low---"Now listen---the friend advised- just start wearing your nightie in the reverse--so that it is front too low"--Next morning the husband sipping tea and face covered in the newspaper--The wife excitedly asked--Can't you observe any change today with my dress!!??"---YAAAAA ---as he lifted little of his head from the news paper-------- remarked" THE SHIT STRAIN IS NOW IN THE FRONT-"
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9/13/2008 11:26 am |
Concerning your last Paragraph-"For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"--- We still don't mind buying a cow but please tell us what if my cow over 40 stops giving milk in-spite of best care and maintenance expense--where as one finds other cows in the town over 50 plus of age can be happily milked twice a day!!???
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 9/14/2008 12:16 am |
Paragraph four reminds me of the overt Chicago woman standing over her dead husband with a smoking gun, yelling to the police officer, "What do you mean shoot him! I just gave him two warning shots to teh head!" Its not really related - or is it? Thats my kind of humour - at times.. I enjoyed your blog. --- identity01 
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9/14/2008 12:37 am |
MREX....Thanks for stopping by
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9/14/2008 12:41 am |
Paragraph four reminds me of the overt Chicago woman standing over her dead husband with a smoking gun, yelling to the police officer, "What do you mean shoot him! I just gave him two warning shots to teh head!" Its not really related - or is it? Thats my kind of humour - at times.. I enjoyed your blog. --- identity01 but you never know now, do you
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9/14/2008 12:43 am |
 Kanyaaaa.....trust me....you'll enjoy life like never before
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9/14/2008 12:46 am |
. Pigs are sensitive creatures aren't they....? specially when it comes to their sausages....!!! NOT RELATED FOR SURE.. BUT HECK AM SURE .. SUMONE SUMWHERE IS SURE GOING TO REALTE IT AND GET MAD..............
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9/14/2008 12:48 am |
JKM.. You so right.. They also know a thing or two ... to make it more pleasurable ...Quoting Langley: Kanya...You know where to get tips from?? Are you pointing towards moi?
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9/14/2008 12:53 am |
Now it is Men's turn--- A women over 40 seeking advice from her friend--What to do my husband no longer show interest in me !?? "Describe your nightie"the friend asked-- Well it is white silk and fully covered in the front up to neck and back too low---"Now listen---the friend advised- just start wearing your nightie in the reverse--so that it is front too low"--Next morning the husband sipping tea and face covered in the newspaper--The wife excitedly asked--Can't you observe any change today with my dress!!??"---YAAAAA ---as he lifted little of his head from the news paper-------- remarked" THE SHIT STRAIN IS NOW IN THE FRONT-"
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9/14/2008 12:55 am |
Concerning your last Paragraph-"For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"--- We still don't mind buying a cow but please tell us what if my cow over 40 stops giving milk in-spite of best care and maintenance expense--where as one finds other cows in the town over 50 plus of age can be happily milked twice a day!!???
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9/14/2008 12:56 am |
You know what's really funny? This story is most likely true.
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9/14/2008 1:03 am |
. Pigs are sensitive creatures aren't they....? specially when it comes to their sausages....!!! NOT RELATED FOR SURE.. BUT HECK AM SURE .. SUMONE SUMWHERE IS SURE GOING TO REALTE IT AND GET MAD.............. Who do you suppose will get mad? The pig(s) or their sausages? OUCH!!! Ok...I don't want to start a war here...so cows and pigs...both very nice creatures ... give milk and sausages...  sounds like a yummy way to start the day, no? Breakfast, I meant breakfast..sheeshhhh.....
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 9/15/2008 1:48 am |
so what now ? the poor men gotta start to rationalize beatin the salami stick ? omg ..i dont want any woman to get psychic on me ..rehab will such a long ardous journey for anyone that gets psychic on me besides i like to be and udderly stupid cow sometimes
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9/15/2008 8:06 am |
so what now ? the poor men gotta start to rationalize beatin the salami stick ? omg ..i dont want any woman to get psychic on me ..rehab will such a long ardous journey for anyone that gets psychic on me besides i like to be and udderly stupid cow sometimes ) the salami or you may find yerself "udder" ms. bobbit
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9/15/2008 9:26 am |
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it good post had a some laughs thnxxxx    ○○○ click here ○○○
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9/17/2008 9:33 am |
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it good post had a some laughs thnxxxx ...I'm always oh so propah at these elegant events Glad you enjoyed it 
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9/18/2008 11:34 pm |
WOW Kali. . . . . . Thanx for the wonderful blog Rings so true. . . . . seems like This guy Andy Rooney sure is some kinda LOVEGURU!!! Women over forty . . . . . . .mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm an experienced man and know ALL HE SAID IS SO TRUE!!! Only part i'm a bit upset about though is the sausage part
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9/21/2008 12:27 am |
Bad1...Hey there..long time no see Awww...there's nuthin to be upset about because Rooney has it ALL right...milk and sausage included
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