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PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.... Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational... A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A : Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shr unk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.' 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5.. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4.. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN OF COURSE, THERE ARE "SOME" EXCEPTIONS....YOU KNOW...THE KIND OF MEN WE CAN CALL OUR "SOUL SISTAHS" 
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 9/24/2008 1:43 am |
  hehehe good one JKM ok i just fell offa the chair laffing soul!
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9/24/2008 1:45 am |
oh n btw ...how about me eatin my dosas with chocolate sauce ?
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9/24/2008 4:44 am |
JKM...............  This is hilarious and sooooo true  Why does "Everyone's head look like an invitation to batting practice" now for me ??????  thwackkkkkk !!!!! oooohhhh...sowwwwyyyy aaaahhhhhh.......meeez oestrogen gettin' me cranky I guess... !!!
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9/24/2008 11:09 am |
"..The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.." I wonder what all those means  And what is cream got to do with eggshell?  VASHALAN
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9/24/2008 9:48 pm |
mrex how typically male nurture your feminine side....being girly is not a bad thing ! its normal.it de - institutionalizes you ok sowwy that was a b*tchy comment s0ul
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9/24/2008 11:05 pm |
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hmmmmmmmmm thanx for puttin' in so much research to keep us men folk updated! Sure is good to see the other side of life. . . . .from your eyes!!!
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9/25/2008 1:27 am |
mrex how typically male nurture your feminine side....being girly is not a bad thing ! its normal.it de - institutionalizes you ok sowwy that was a b*tchy comment s0ul Thought it was something to do with making their faces glow I could use some glow on my face myself VASHALAN
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9/25/2008 7:39 am |
hehehe good one JKM ok i just fell offa the chair laffing soul! 
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9/25/2008 7:44 am |
oh n btw ...how about me eatin my dosas with chocolate sauce ?  And now you're scaring me....there's a certain stage when women crave strange things ... like pickles and ice cream....peanut butter and watermelon.....dosas and chocolate....You sure all's well dearie
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9/25/2008 7:52 am |
JKM............... This is hilarious and sooooo true Why does "Everyone's head look like an invitation to batting practice" now for me ?????? thwackkkkkk !!!!! oooohhhh...sowwwwyyyy aaaahhhhhh.......meeez oestrogen gettin' me cranky I guess... !!! How wonderful to have you back!  Darling...the oestrogen is either too high or not enough or just playing ping pong with us....thus the batting practice....with the ping pong heads..erm...invitations ...
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9/25/2008 8:04 am |
"..The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.." I wonder what all those means And what is cream got to do with eggshell?
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9/25/2008 8:09 am |
mrex how typically male nurture your feminine side....being girly is not a bad thing ! its normal.it de - institutionalizes you ok sowwy that was a b*tchy comment s0ul Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.....now I'm being the b**ch
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9/25/2008 8:17 am |
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hmmmmmmmmm thanx for puttin' in so much research to keep us men folk updated! Sure is good to see the other side of life. . . . .from your eyes!!!
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9/25/2008 8:22 am |
Thought it was something to do with making their faces glow I could use some glow on my face myself
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9/27/2008 2:48 am |
lolzzz kanchi , only for women you said , and its mostly men i see here commenting , what a deceptive title lolzzzz, (applauds). it was a good post. hey sould try eating pineapple with soya sauce. regrds Rajinder
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9/28/2008 11:40 am |
hi to every one \
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9/28/2008 11:42 am |
ti every bad idia to pineapple to eat in the soya sauce ok u ..........
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9/29/2008 12:28 am |
JKM.., , GOOOD ONEEE.. BTW , I UNDERSTAND YOUAND OF COURSE SOULI TOO .. ERRMM HE OUR SOUL SISTA TOO..!!!
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10/2/2008 12:11 am |
lolzzz kanchi , only for women you said , and its mostly men i see here commenting , what a deceptive title lolzzzz, (applauds). it was a good post. hey sould try eating pineapple with soya sauce. regrds Rajinder
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10/2/2008 12:12 am |
ghrie...Thanks for your comment.
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10/2/2008 12:14 am |
JKM.., ,GOOOD ONEEE.. BTW , I UNDERSTAND YOUAND OF COURSE SOULI TOO .. ERRMM HE OUR SOUL SISTA TOO..!!! I knew you'd relate to it ...and yeah, he is our s0ul sistah
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10/4/2008 8:46 am |
hai ishan here how r u
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10/7/2008 8:19 pm |
Jai, this makes face glow for women.....
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10/8/2008 12:01 am |
ishann...Did you even read the blog? Hello!
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10/8/2008 12:03 am |
Jai, this makes face glow for women.....
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10/14/2008 7:49 am |
hey can nay1 elaborate the "TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND" part ...didn't make any sense to me "Man's greatest asset is the unsettled mind." - Isaac Asimov
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10/21/2008 10:56 pm |
hey can nay1 elaborate the "TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND" part ...didn't make any sense to me Guess it's confirmed...you're not a woman
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