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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded  , I headed for home.Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times  Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself /:> for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) Hehehehe...clever, huh? The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least  Whew, I got away with that one!  Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh crap.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted'  |
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10/7/2008 2:37 pm |
haaaaaaaaaaa good one!
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10/7/2008 7:58 pm |
Yup, exactly what I needed to set off the day on the right note: A fart joke. Cheers!
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10/7/2008 8:06 pm |
Jai, great cuckoo
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10/7/2008 10:22 pm |
That was a good one  VASHALAN
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10/7/2008 11:40 pm |
haaaaaaaaaaa good one! Glad you liked it
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10/7/2008 11:42 pm |
Ha Ha Ha Ha And one flew over the cuckoos' nest!! GOOD ONE
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10/7/2008 11:51 pm |
Yup, exactly what I needed to set off the day on the right note: A fart joke. Cheers! Cherio!
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10/7/2008 11:53 pm |
Jai, great cuckoo
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10/7/2008 11:56 pm |
That was a good one
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10/7/2008 11:59 pm |
Ha Ha Ha Ha And one flew over the cuckoos' nest!! GOOD ONE OMG...there's a NEST??? You mean more cukoos????
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10/8/2008 1:57 am |
JKM....Next time make sure you plug your hubbys ears or get him drunk before going out
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10/8/2008 2:22 am |
JKM............rotflmao... omg.....that was de coolest cuckoo just loved it
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 10/8/2008 4:33 am |
omg and i sent you home like a good gal with yer feathers unruffled at 11:30 u give us feathered ones such a bad name ...tsk tsk s0ul
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10/8/2008 4:43 am |
For sure, JKM. Didn't think you or anyone else here were expecting a whole critical analysis of the joke, were you?  (Do I hear a collective sigh of relief?)
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10/8/2008 10:20 am |
JKM....Next time make sure you plug your hubbys ears or get him drunk before going out
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10/8/2008 10:27 am |
JKM............rotflmao... omg.....that was de coolest cuckoo just loved it more like out cold Glad you enjoyed it!
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10/8/2008 10:42 am |
omg and i sent you home like a good gal with yer feathers unruffled at 11:30 u give us feathered ones such a bad name ...tsk tsk s0ul 
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10/8/2008 10:44 am |
For sure, JKM. Didn't think you or anyone else here were expecting a whole critical analysis of the joke, were you? (Do I hear a collective sigh of relief?) ...and yes, that sound you hear is a SIGHHHHHH (of relief of course)
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10/19/2008 6:01 am |
Very funny blog.
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10/21/2008 10:54 pm |
crystal40...Kinda made me go cukoo too Glad you enjoyed it
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11/1/2008 3:47 am |
GOOD ONE
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11/3/2008 9:23 am |
sham......Glad ya liked it
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