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In this life I'm a woman In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for 6 months. I could deal with that  Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that! If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. I could deal with that.... If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>YUP....Gonna be a bear ...../:> |
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10/12/2008 3:01 pm |
JKM...That is kool  and you dont have to work silly hrs too..you just catch your prey 
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10/12/2008 6:38 pm |
Dear Kanchan  Don't forget to send me the bear hug in UR next birth Thanks for the wild thought...  Love  gem_in_i
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10/12/2008 6:46 pm |
LOL!!!! Tooo GOOD !!!! God bless WOLF
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10/12/2008 9:00 pm |
In your next life if you a bear , would you bear me being your sister bear...? bear hugssssss.... 
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10/12/2008 10:07 pm |
i'll bear with anything...
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10/12/2008 10:37 pm |
Eat oneself stupid.....sleep to wake up growling....have hairy legs ....and excess body fat ????  omg.....omg........I think I am a split personality.......'cos on certain days I AM A BEAR  JKM........you forgot the part of waddling bare ... ...de best part of being a bear bare bear huggzzzzzzzz
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10/12/2008 10:43 pm |
  
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10/13/2008 12:43 am |
JKM....You dont have to worry about cloths either  Bear huggzzzz to you
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 10/13/2008 1:12 am |
I like the way you think!
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10/13/2008 2:07 am |
JKM...That is kool and you dont have to work silly hrs too..you just catch your prey
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10/13/2008 2:10 am |
Dear Kanchan Don't forget to send me the bear hug in UR next birth Thanks for the wild thought... I'll try my best to remember that
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10/13/2008 2:11 am |
LOL!!!! Tooo GOOD !!!! God blessWOLF
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10/13/2008 2:16 am |
In your next life if you a bear , would you bear me being your sister bear...? bear hugssssss.... ...erm...do bears kiss well...if not, hopefully by our next birth bears will have learnt to kiss, so here's yours in advance 
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10/13/2008 2:19 am |
i'll bear with anything...
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10/13/2008 2:34 am |
Pretty I'm sure anyone bearly notices those days. I'm talking about the real deal ... yeah, we will be bare bears bearing little bears while our mates bear with us baring our claws n hairy legs n extra fat n all that!!!
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10/13/2008 2:36 am |
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10/13/2008 2:38 am |
JKM....You dont have to worry about cloths either Bear huggzzzz to you
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10/13/2008 2:45 am |
I like the way you think! ...Thank you....let's have a bear...erm, I mean a beer to that...CHEERS!!!
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10/13/2008 2:49 am |
AND I BET , EVEN IF U R BEAR U GOONA HAVE THE SAME KILLING SMILE.THAT WOULD BE AMZING STUFF , GUYS FALLING IN FOR A LADY BEAR.THAT ALL BECAUSE OF UR SMILE.AND DONT FORGET TO GET MEEMEBRSHIP IN HERE
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 10/13/2008 4:16 am |
aww now am i a care bear or a gummy bear oh well im smarter than the average bear good one Jakes !
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10/13/2008 5:58 am |
AND I BET , EVEN IF U R BEAR U GOONA HAVE THE SAME KILLING SMILE.THAT WOULD BE AMZING STUFF , GUYS FALLING IN FOR A LADY BEAR .THAT ALL BECAUSE OF UR SMILE.AND DONT FORGET TO GET MEEMEBRSHIP IN HERE Oh, I'd give my best bright bear smile, but would IFF bear a bear to become a member
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10/13/2008 6:03 am |
aww now am i a care bear or a gummy bear oh well im smarter than the average bear good one Jakes ! come my dear, I pwomise to keep the porridge "just right" for you.....Heck, I'll even "build a bear" for ya
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10/13/2008 7:48 am |
You bet I am your elder sister bear?? and we also could share the champagne on another bear  YD  (from now on, no more waxing legs)
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10/13/2008 8:17 am |
You bet I am your elder sister bear?? and we also could share the champagne on another bear YD (from now on, no more waxing legs) can bring the champagne...it'll be "just right" And btw, I think I already qualify as a bear with the extra body fat and the hairy legs
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10/13/2008 8:48 am |
JKM....bare DARE bear 
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10/13/2008 1:10 pm |
cutee JKM dont forget bear are cute n cuddlyy too lolzz wow love tis post tks gNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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10/13/2008 10:15 pm |
Will ya be a good bear with value or an adulterous bear as you are now? Do your hubby and children know you dance with da devil...? me thinks no...sad to Say you are no better than da rest
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10/14/2008 12:01 am |
InnerValue >>> whoever you are behind this handle... it is evident that you have a psycological problem ever since you found out about your having an adultrous mother who after sleeping around with every man she got hold of, including the milkman, managed to concieve you... just because she was what she was and you have no inkling who your biological dad is , doesn't mean all these good women are like your mom... in fact you should confront her instead of sitting on the net like a didthereing coward that you are , you sick impotent bastard and no prizes for guessing who's behind this handle
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10/14/2008 1:49 am |
Gotta love these standard replies about our moms and milkpapas
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10/14/2008 2:40 am |
innervalue - erm...standard replies?..actually yer comment was oh so stereotypical of most of the half witted men on here anyway oh and btw im a friend of the devil and yeah all his friends dance with the devil. u got a problem with that? now this could get nasty and spoil what is a really funny witty blog but im not going to get rude. i dont know where your get your information from .. your comment was completely uncalled for, totally out of line and frankly very stale.there have been these fake handles appearin out of the woodwork for a long time now..your just another in a long line son!! s_0_u_l
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10/14/2008 3:02 am |
ok i had to add a post script.. i have to repeat ,where and who do you get your twisted information from boy? and why is it that you specifically created a new handle just for this blog? why is it that you cant come out and ask my buddy jkm straight out ? u dont see me hidin under a handle and callin you a little biatch now do you ? tsk tsk..when will you kids grow up eh ? it almost seems like blogs are a forum for chumps like you to show yer talents at cheesy innuendos..are these like testosterone to you pea brains or something ? the next thing i know you will have some dirt to rake up on me too .. so im watching this space s0ul
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10/14/2008 3:02 am |
InnerValue>>>>so you DO agree that your mom's past HAS traumatised you & rendered you impotent too & you also agree you are a lilly livered coward even behind the keyboard...so much so that even with the safety of the internet you can only think of leaving crank messages on blogs ...must be the genes of your unknown biological father after all
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10/14/2008 3:07 am |
SOULI , You are being so kinddd and complimentary .... HALF-WIT...? lol.. NO-WIT at all..! BTW..AM A FRIEND OF JKM AND THE DEVIL...TOOO..
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10/14/2008 3:19 am |
he had a father ? aww i was hopin i could make fun of innerturd for hatchin outta an egg u rained on parade my Inner_Value s0ul
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10/14/2008 3:31 am |
JKM....bare DARE bear  You're gonna have to wait for the next life and even then...I hope you'll be strong enuff to handle a bare bear hug
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10/14/2008 3:38 am |
cutee JKM dont forget bear are cute n cuddlyy too lolzz wow love tis post tks g the cubs sure are cute though...
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10/14/2008 4:03 am |
Will ya be a good bear with value or an adulterous bear as you are now? Do your hubby and children know you dance with da devil...? me thinks no...sad to Say you are no better than da rest
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10/14/2008 4:12 am |
InnerValue >>> whoever you are behind this handle... it is evident that you have a psycological problem ever since you found out about your having an adultrous mother who after sleeping around with every man she got hold of, including the milkman, managed to concieve you... just because she was what she was and you have no inkling who your biological dad is , doesn't mean all these good women are like your mom... in fact you should confront her instead of sitting on the net like a didthereing coward that you are , you sick impotent bastard and no prizes for guessing who's behind this handle
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10/14/2008 4:16 am |
aww all these issues to deal with... sniff..somebody lend me a tissue...........sniff i empathize with innerturd..really i do. i am such a warm generous soul...aww...one more tissue please *sniff* the world so cold and lonely when yer papa is a goose and yer mama is a tropical parrot...eh garrot? or should i call ya poose ? s0ul
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10/14/2008 4:31 am |
Quoting s0ul>>>>oh and btw im a friend of the devil and yeah all his friends dance with the devil. u got a problem with that? Soul.....Obviously it does!!!
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10/14/2008 4:38 am |
Innervalue....This was a funny witty blog and you spoiled it !! Have you lost your sense of humour??? Why you hiding behind a fake handle and making accusations ?? JKM has never done anyone any harm.
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10/14/2008 5:05 am |
SOULI , You are being so kinddd and complimentary .... HALF-WIT...? lol.. NO-WIT at all..! BTW..AM A FRIEND OF JKM AND THE DEVIL...TOOO.. (bear kind)...and you're a true friend at that!
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10/14/2008 7:53 am |
well , being a papa bear is also not a bad idea either ..... No strings attached "Dishonest persons are always dishonest; its the honest ones you should be careful about!!"
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10/14/2008 8:49 am |
O M G>>>> not another blog war please for Christ sake!!!!!!! Inner value or whatever you are. . . it's a shame ppl like ya have to spoil this blog of JKM! She's the most lovable soul around here and means no harm to any ever! Shame that ya could come up with such language. . . .well. . .well. . . i guess ppl like ya don't know how to use decent friendly applause!!! And JKM. . since i'm a friend of ya. . .PLEASE delete this post and maintain peace hun! I know ya did nothing wrong in posting this blog. . . . . for all ya friends. . . .you always post light humourous stuff to entertain ya friends here! I APPRECIATE!!! But if some God forsaken handle gets after ya to sort out some old rivalry. . .either with ya or any of ya friends. . . . Stop blogging hunni!!! I'm sure ya intelligent enough to wait n watch!!!! Give it some time and we'll get to whoever this fake is here that made this blog a war zone!!!!! He or she . . .whoever it is . . . . is ENEMY within. . . and we'll pin it for ya JKM!!! FRIENDS always stand by whom they love!!!!!!And ya wud be surprised at how many friends ya have HUN!!! I'd vote for ya to delete this blog as ya don't need to prove nothin' to no one!!! However you be the best judge about what ya want to do with this blog!
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10/14/2008 8:59 am |
<<<<<going off to hibernate until common sense and courtesy returns ..... think i'm gonna be gone for awhile.....lol *Smacks innervalue with the DumbAss stick on her way out An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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10/14/2008 9:05 am |
P.S. InnerValue. . . . . i do need to comment on how sick you are to make this site into a place of hatred! It's your types that have driven so many good souls away from this site! WE come here in peace. . .with a hope. . . .to find friends. . . and your types make this a sickly place!!! Everyone is welcome here!!! SO. . . . .some shit moves in with the good crowd and stinks the place up!! Now the crowd decides. . . .if we sanctify the place. . .or choose a better place to party!!!! Try as you will . . . . . it's no use for ya for a LOSER never wins!!! I know you must be having a 100 handles as the gutless slime usually does!!! WE'VE SEEN YOUR KIND HERE BEFORE!!!! AND KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YA!!!
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10/14/2008 11:27 am |
Innervalue......... is that handle name suits to u ... or u have so innervalue that u hide even ur handle name so inner..  If u want to come outer please come wid ur original handle.... like we all do.. .......
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10/14/2008 11:30 am |
JKM di ... huggsssssssss oopppsssssss bear huggsssssss Ur sis..... & first huggs for me not to evers di.. ha ha ha ... im ur little sis ... hain na
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10/14/2008 11:24 pm |
Repost: My initial comment did not show up for the following reason: Your comment has been denied due to the following reason: language_not_supported Feel free to submit a new comment. Nice post JKM but u know what, I disagree with the hairy legs bit...though i dont mind extra fat at the right places YD..u stop waxing n i forget u forever and before i end..a couple of lines from the collection of my fav Sant Kabirji for Innervalue. " Kabira Kiya Kutch Na Hote Hai, Ankiya Sab Hoye Jo Kiya Kutch Hote Hai, Karta Aur Koye " I guess, if this Innervalue person is educated and/or literate enough, he/she will understand what I mean by quoting these lines. I dont need to add anything further to the unwarranted comment posted by the handle. And my dear JKM...u keep on blogging, its always a pleasure to read your posts, I can hear them being narrated Take care - Luv n Huggs - SJ
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10/15/2008 12:03 am |
well , being a papa bear is also not a bad idea either .. ... No strings attached ...strings wouldn't work anyway...mama bears are way too snarly and growly and big to be kept attached by strings
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10/15/2008 12:08 am |
<<<< .....think i'm gonna be gone for awhile.....lol *Smacks innervalue with the DumbAss stick on her way out Wait, WAIT....you gotta eat yourself stupid before ya go hibernate....(((hands her a HUGE box of Krispy Creme's ))) ... Ok..now you can SMACK this innervalueless whatever and sleep tight. BIG BEAR HUGS TO YOU
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10/15/2008 12:24 am |
bad1....Hey there! Thank you for your support and faith in me. NOW....let me tell you this - Only cowards hide behind their Mama's or in this case, fake handles. I have NOTHING to hide and therefore am not scared..i.e., I'M NOT A COWARD!!! So...I won't stop blogging and won't let this self appointed moral police man/woman/whatever decide how I lead my life!
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10/15/2008 12:33 am |
JKM di ... huggsssssssss oopppsssssss bear huggsssssss Ur sis..... & first huggs for me not to evers di.. ha ha ha ... im ur little sis ... hain na Inner's outer is a fake so one just has to guess his/her/its' inner is really like Love you sweetie
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10/15/2008 12:39 am |
Repost: My initial comment did not show up for the following reason: Your comment has been denied due to the following reason: language_not_supported Feel free to submit a new comment. Nice post JKM but u know what, I disagree with the hairy legs bit...though i dont mind extra fat at the right places YD..u stop waxing n i forget u forever and before i end..a couple of lines from the collection of my fav Sant Kabirji for Innervalue. " Kabira Kiya Kutch Na Hote Hai, Ankiya Sab Hoye Jo Kiya Kutch Hote Hai, Karta Aur Koye " I guess, if this Innervalue person is educated and/or literate enough, he/she will understand what I mean by quoting these lines. I dont need to add anything further to the unwarranted comment posted by the handle. And my dear JKM...u keep on blogging, its always a pleasure to read your posts, I can hear them being narrated Take care - Luv n Huggs - SJ I very much doubt inner has the time to read, let alone understand what you've written for his/her/its' benefit....his/her/its' outer is too busy trying to run other people's lives I won't stop blogging my dear. With friends like you and all those who have come to my support, how could I? I'd love to see what you had originally written though ... can't help but wonder why it got denied
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10/15/2008 12:42 am |
Quoting s0ul>>>u dont see me hidin under a handle and callin you a little biatch now do you ? Oooohhhh you're simply delightful!
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10/15/2008 12:46 am |
InnerValue>>>>so you DO agree that your mom's past HAS traumatised you & rendered you impotent too & you also agree you are a lilly livered coward even behind the keyboard ...so much so that even with the safety of the internet you can only think of leaving crank messages on blogs ...must be the genes of your unknown biological father after all Poor thing @unknown biological father.....you're right...must be the trauma....
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10/15/2008 12:57 am |
JKM......Innervalue is Undervalue, not worth the bother You just keep blogging..they are witty and funny
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10/15/2008 2:14 am |
But JKM, will be stay in jungle or with us....
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10/15/2008 2:23 am |
My dearest JKM tightest bear hugss to you from your another teddy bear sis ...i didnt realize how interesting this whole thing became until i read all the comments hahaha... keep going JKM .. i will come back again to see more comments . love you JKM zinni bear
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10/15/2008 2:29 am |
since everybody seems to be in a BEARY mood . let me also join the fun.. and take a bear bare hug from you...... ><
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10/15/2008 8:23 am |
JKM......Innervalue is Undervalue, not worth the bother You just keep blogging..they are witty and funny What a bear this blog turned into, huh? I'll most certainly keep bloggin dear Thank you soooooo much for your support.
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10/15/2008 8:27 am |
But JKM, will be stay in jungle or with us.... I thought THIS place is a jungle
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10/15/2008 8:39 am |
My dearest JKM tightest bear hugss to you from your another teddy bear sis ...i didnt realize how interesting this whole thing became until i read all the comments hahaha... keep going JKM .. i will come back again to see more comments .love you JKM zinni bear ...I tell ya, I've had a bear of a time with this Love you too and can't wait for you to visit my jungle...erm home again
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10/15/2008 8:43 am |
since everybody seems to be in a BEARY mood . let me also join the fun.. and take a bear bare hug from you...... > < No bare bear hugs...only a gentle bear hug...and I'm not in a beary mood at all ... I just haven't stopped laughing...have you ever heard a bear laugh
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10/15/2008 10:35 am |
Di in this life u r my di......in the next life will u be my mama bear I will get all the cuddles and bear hugs and a protecting and loving mama bear lots of love Nive
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10/15/2008 11:40 am |
Nive....You're cuddly anyway, but sure sweetie...but remember to be a good cuddly bear 'cause you know how mama bears will swat her baby bear if it gets out of hand A big mama bear hug for you
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10/16/2008 1:00 am |
JKM.........Good going sis !!! NEVER STOP BLOGGING.......We love YOU and your funny blogs It's only that Innerwear or Innerware or whatever was never taught any Values in life.... what a valueless life that he/she had to hide behind a fake handle and spread lies.  <<< for Innerware
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10/16/2008 2:18 am |
JKM.........Good going sis !!! NEVER STOP BLOGGING.......We love YOU and your funny blogs It's only that Innerwear or Innerware or whatever was never taught any Values in life.... what a valueless life that he/she had to hide behind a fake handle and spread lies. <<< for Innerware We all know how a fake (liar) always has to preach and prove he/she is holier than thou right? So thank you for being real and THANK YOU ALL for being my friend! I couldn't have "beared" it without you guys | ||||||
