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giitchi
11/16/2008 5:28 pm |
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indian is so dumb that he could get over on him easy...So the lawyer asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game. The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Indian’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Indian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Indian and hands him $500. The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Indian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Don't mess with us Indians.   gNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see... |
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11/16/2008 9:42 pm |
Hi,giitchi. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperb. But your last line is "Don't mess with us Indians.".... How?..Only after marrying an Indian u may turn in 2 an Indian...lol. Regards, (And grrrrrrrrrr I never expected u would tell our story publicly like this.I m sending u,money-order of your $490,left with me,right now....& no lol...I m serious...& hw smartly u hv changed she 2 he for the lawyer..lol...& pl.don't lie..u never sent any mails..since network was very poor..lol...and one more thing...while u were around,I never had any nap.)
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11/16/2008 11:50 pm |
ohhhhhhhhhh i love it..will see if i can use this joke and some of my male macho cousins  using real money to LOL..hehhehe 
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11/17/2008 6:15 am |
 Giitchi... You made me laugh sis... thanks hun  ......Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow....
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11/17/2008 7:44 am |
giitchi...this was a good morning.. reading your joke keep them coming  ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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 11/17/2008 11:02 am |
oh...ho....giitchi.....that was so nice......( and dont forget to collect knight's $490..).....oh....no ...no....i dont want any share....... With Love......always AND in all ways!!!!!!
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11/18/2008 9:56 am |
Hi,giitchi. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperb. But your last line is "Don't mess with us Indians.".... How?..Only after marrying an Indian u may turn in 2 an Indian...lol. Regards, (And grrrrrrrrrr I never expected u would tell our story publicly like this.I m sending u,money-order of your $490,left with me,right now....& no lol...I m serious...& hw smartly u hv changed she 2 he for the lawyer..lol...& pl.don't lie..u never sent any mails..since network was very poor..lol...and one more thing...while u were around,I never had any nap.)  boss there a new kid intown calls himself knigth0085/23 years old l made a mistake thinkin it wus youbwt l dont have to marry an indian lm already an indian my self bosss  u takes naps lm also  on mah chek for $490.00 catch u laterss bossss  ggNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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11/18/2008 9:57 am |
ohhhhhhhhhh i love it..will see if i can use this joke and some of my male macho cousins using real money to LOL..hehhehe gNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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11/18/2008 9:58 am |
Giitchi...You made me laugh sis... thanks hun take care sis huggsss  ggNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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11/18/2008 10:01 am |
giitchi...this was a good morning.. reading your jokekeep them coming gNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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11/18/2008 10:03 am |
oh...ho....giitchi.....that was so nice......( and dont forget to collect knight's $490..).....oh....no ...no....i dont want any share....... gNever lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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11/18/2008 5:21 pm |
boss there a new kid intown calls himself knigth0085/23 years old l made a mistake thinkin it wus youbwt l dont have to marry an indian lm already an indian my self bosss u takes napslm also on mah chek for $490.00 catch u laterss bossss ggwhat u did with other kt?...transfered my share of hugs & kisses 2 him?  ..lolu r certainly kidding..u hv white skin (v indians brown). I need not send u the cheque...hehehe..what I wrote in bracket was my last night dream. ya,v shall meet in tonight's dream & this time i will offer u $500 for your answers. grrrrrr(Regards),
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11/19/2008 6:18 am |
grrrrrrrrr. what u did with other kt?...transfered my share of hugs & kisses 2 him? ..lolu r certainly kidding..u hv white skin (v indians brown). I need not send u the cheque...hehehe..what I wrote in bracket was my last night dream. ya,v shall meet in tonight's dream & this time i will offer u $500 for your answers. grrrrrr(Regards), bosss l did notting to lit bosss white skinned hahaa ,,,where do u come up with this lolzzzzzzzzzzzzfine l dont need your stu[id chek u keep it all  grrrrrrrrrrrrr bossssssss grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrr>>gg Never lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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