What Religion is Your Bra?
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enorm!ous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! |
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6/23/2007 7:23 am |
THE MEN SHOULD BE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING........LOL YOU REALLY DID A GREAT BLOG FOR THEM.......LMAO (((HUGGSSZZZ)))
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6/23/2007 7:26 am |
I like (.)(.) but some like (o)(o) and some ( ( Some may like (^)(^)     Its time to lend a hand... to life. The greatest gift of GOD. 
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6/23/2007 9:33 am |
 @ very educational
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6/23/2007 12:08 pm |
I love all letters ...A to Z
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6/23/2007 5:09 pm |
I notice that I am having a good start to my Sunday - many thanks for sharing this LIST - do pardon my acronymising your handle. Best wishes, Govind
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6/24/2007 6:01 am |
first time learning a literature for bra. thank u. I will also try.
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6/24/2007 10:17 am |
Dear Life..  Abra ka zipbra I heared that now a days it comes with zip too for emargency Good start! Love  gem_in_i
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6/27/2007 1:03 am |
dear...it was really gud to know about bra,i wud really like know more about different things hope u will come wid dem also
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7/3/2007 11:05 pm |
Very educational and enlightening.Guessing sizes won't be a problem any longer,but it will vary from man to man what is E for some may be just a DD for others while few may think it got to be F.Surgeons would sure love to go to work on G's.
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7/14/2007 12:49 pm |
LADY U R GREAT .EVEN LOTS OF LADIES DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TYPE THEY SHOULD WEAR.THANKS FOR THIS CLASSIFICATION.
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8/24/2007 12:18 pm |
Lol. Can we get in touch with each other?
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1/11/2008 12:50 am |
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