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pretty44
8/18/2008 9:09 am
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ha ha.. .it takes a moment to get the joke here .... I liked it and so I hope you enjoy it too 
Three temperate southern American women were rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.
The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: "Sisters, I've been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. It's been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell 'LeRoy!' your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think it's time we rename our husbands to end the confusion."
The first lady again speaks up and says, "I think I'll name my husband 'Seven-UP'".
"Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband 'Seven-UP'?" queries one of the old gals.
"Why, he's got seven inches and it's always up!" replies the first lady.
The second lady then muses a bit and says, "I think I'm going to name my LeRoy 'Mountain Dew.'"
"Why, sister, why are you going to name him 'Mountain Dew'?"
"Well, cuz mountin' is one thing he do real well," the second lady says.
Both then turn to the third woman as she rocks slowly in her chair and ask, "And, what will you name your husband, sister?"
"I've been thinking that I just might name him 'Jack Daniels'," she said.
"Why, sister, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!"
"That's my LeRoy!" the third woman responds.
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245 posts 8/18/2008 11:12 am |
Good one Pretty.
Live & Let Live
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700 posts 8/18/2008 12:48 pm |
hahahahahaha.....wow... Where do you find these jokes Pretty
Hugggssss
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1575 posts 8/19/2008 2:50 am |
ha ha...it takes a moment to get the joke here .... I liked it and so I hope you enjoy it too
Me too a copy paste artist ...lol
Flirting in cyberia is friendly ,fun n safe
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1156 posts 8/19/2008 6:36 am |
Cheers to some 7UP 
Thanks for sharing Pretty
Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples 
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963 posts 8/20/2008 2:39 am |
Presentable Real Elligent Truely Tallented You, PRETTY..........
CJEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS FROM YOUR hUNGRY 7up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZ.........
WITH LOVE ------------------ LIOVE U HUNGRY BABE 
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1438 posts 8/24/2008 10:43 pm |
Thank you all so much friends for visiting my blogs .
Please read [post 45211]
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1438 posts 8/24/2008 11:20 pm |
also read [group_post 18911] which he 'thinks' is about him.
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358 posts 8/29/2008 11:43 pm |
How about Mc Dowell's or if you want something more dramatic call him "THE DEADLY SHOT". Well personally I am not fond of liquor. I like everything that is sweet.
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