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Hi friends.......was away for a couple of days. So here's two posts in one go  I think the first one was posted earlier but still ....  IRISH WEDDING At an Irish wedding, everyone got drunk. The bride's and groom's families wrecked the reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week, both families were in court. The judge asked, 'All right now, what happened?' Paddy rose and said, 'Judge, I was the best man. I should explain what happened.' 'Go ahead, Paddy,' said the judge. 'Take the stand.' Paddy explained, 'Per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the bride. After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a second song, and then the music kept going some more so I danced a third song. All of a sudden, the groom leapt over the table, ran to us, and gave the bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs!' The shocked judge said, 'By God, that must have hurt!' 'Hurt?' replied Paddy, 'He broke three of my fingers!' THE PHONE BILL The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... On a Saturday morning... after breakfast... Dad: People this is unacceptable.You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here,I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too,I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile. Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!! 
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8/30/2008 2:48 pm |
you are sooo notty 
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 8/30/2008 3:00 pm |
Your posts always cheer me up, pretty44.
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8/31/2008 12:24 am |
the maid is rite Flirting in cyberia is friendly ,fun n safe
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8/31/2008 7:15 am |
Welcome back Pretty. Both are good ones. Live & Let Live
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8/31/2008 8:17 am |
Very handsome to see welcome back. agar to know more.
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8/31/2008 9:25 pm |
Poking fingers in other people's business is dangerous??
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9/1/2008 12:47 am |
Broken fingers with kick!!!!what abt the place where it were??  Very Nice one pretty
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9/1/2008 5:38 am |
Thanks for the laugh Pretty I needed that today  Only those with an open mind Will embrace changes in their life
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9/1/2008 11:08 am |
YD...Candy....MCI...mash........Thanksssss Your comments do make all the effort worthwhile  Rommel.........isn't poking fingers safer than poking one's nose ???? .....lol !! PK5.........most often it's the guards that get shot at first na ??? BegumM........ thankss...we all need our daily dose of humour....and should share it with others.....
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