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No offense meant to anyone  10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations  1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter... Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !! Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout ... it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !! 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ? Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! |
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10/15/2008 10:26 pm |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ HEY MY PRESENTABLE REAL ELLIGENT EXTREMELY TALLENTED YOU...PREETY, BEAUITUFLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!! WITH LOVE ------------------ LOVE U ALWAYS 
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10/24/2008 12:28 am |
True Preety, all copy paste
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