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Ladies Verses Real Women Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." ____ Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? _____ Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. _____ Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. _____ Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. ------ Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. _____ Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. ____ And finally the most important tip!..... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? 
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11/1/2008 3:00 pm |
ohh these were great...thanks for posting it! ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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11/3/2008 12:26 am |
Iam finding myself becoming more n more a Real woman . Lol. Good read.
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11/3/2008 8:46 am |
Now ... all I have to do is practice to become a Real women  Thanks for the laugh Pretty  Only those with an open mind Will embrace changes in their life
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11/6/2008 10:17 pm |
Guilty of most “real women” schemes except I've been known to be quite the Nigella Lawson on occasion. Are you sure you mean real women and not lazy bums? I'm no weakling but I do get afflicted with sudden bottle capilitis when there is a nice, strong man about.
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