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11/2/2008 1:49 am
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Judge Not!
I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice.
Jack, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.
'And why's everyone so quiet, So somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock. No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
JUDGE NOT.
Remember... Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car
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1931 posts 11/2/2008 2:12 am |
yeah, a cool one 
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219 posts 11/2/2008 3:20 am |
good one ! Hugs, Anony
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416 posts 11/2/2008 6:41 am |

Of all acts of man, repentance is the most divine.
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850 posts 11/2/2008 6:44 am |
neat poem...
"Please be patient... God's not through with me yet... I'm in detention for having so much fun in hell"
~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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390 posts 11/2/2008 7:22 pm |
So Pretty, no reason to be surprised when you see me in heaven.
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86 posts 11/12/2008 6:53 am |
Chithragupta read the report of a businessman to GOD: He will buy the grains from the farmers at a higher rate than the other businesmen and sell the grains at a lower rate than others. GOD said: Send him to hell. Chithragupta (with surprise): Why? GOD: This fellow bought all the grains and created artificial famine. Due to scarcity the price increased and he sold all the grains with undue profit!
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