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omg.... ...this is for all those who miss those very very notty jokes here...... ( definitely copy-paste )Magic Pen-is A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a seks shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Pen-is!' The husband said, 'The w h a t'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Pen-is,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dil-do. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dil-do!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Pen-is, door!' The pen-is rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Pen-is, return to box!' and the pen-is stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Pen-is. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Pen-is,my cro-tch.' The pen-is shot to her cro-tch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer You see, I've got this Magic Pen-is thing stuck in my cro-tch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Pen-is, my ass....!' The rest, as they say, is history...
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 11/12/2008 10:45 am |
oh ...oh...dear....poor lil policeman..... With Love......always AND in all ways!!!!!!
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11/13/2008 9:56 am |
so policeman got LATHIYADI.
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12/1/2008 8:08 am |
Poor policeman had it. Live & Let Live
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