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DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. SOBER A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. |
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12/2/2008 1:50 am |
 I never believed in love at 1st sight 
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 12/2/2008 5:52 am |
Pretty well interpretted...
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12/2/2008 8:05 am |
thanks for the laugh! ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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12/2/2008 9:52 am |
EYE CONTACT: Few months back I was attending a training as a part of financial advisor and was told that if you are not able to make an direct eye contact with your client, you can sight his forehead or his nose. the client will never know, if you are looking him in the eye or not as it appears, you are making a direct eye contact.
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 12/2/2008 12:08 pm |
absolutely absurd...that i didn't know all these earlier..... made a good laugh MAN..... With Love......always AND in all ways!!!!!!
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12/8/2008 8:43 am |
NYMPHOMANIAC: What is the male version of that Pretty? Only those with an open mind Will embrace changes in their life
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12/14/2008 1:42 am |
Cute! SugarCookie  
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