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1. What is the difference between Nik Aziz (sprititual leader of the opposition islamic Party), Mahathir (former PM) and Badawi (current PM) Answer : Nik Aziz cannot tell a lie, Mahathir cannot tell the truth and Badawi cannot tell the difference. 2. BARISAN (current ruling party) announced today that its new National symbol is the condom cos it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed. 3. Two old retired malaysian politicians decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. Chan Kong Choy was dumped because of the Port Klang Fiasco and Samy Vellu was dumped when a bridge collapsed, killing 100 Indians. Nothing to do, they took a lot of drinks and ended up at the local brothel, managed by a part-time florist. The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her Manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll on each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." The Manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs to take care of their business. As they are walking home, the Chan Kong Choy says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?" says Samy Vellu, "Why do you say that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." Samy Vellus says, "Could be worse - I think mine was a witch." "A witch, why the hell would you sat that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window, taking my teeth with her." |
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9/5/2008 11:00 pm |
*lol* @ "Badawi cannot tell the difference". Poor chap, laughing stock of the country. *lol* at (2). Keep them coming. 
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8/23/2008 7:07 am |
 thanks a lot 
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8/16/2008 4:26 am |
Thanks for the laughs Very good post. Got any about Anwar?  Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples 
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8/16/2008 12:13 am |
Hi Vina..glad you enjoyed it, and yes I did see it the goodbye sam thingy. Comedy court is fantastic. Ive seen all their plays on U tube. Theres another one about the chinese guy who goes to a massage parlour, that was hilarious. I liked the way the indian guy impersonated the chinese man, he did it so well, if you could not see his face, u would think it was a chinese guy talking. Its good to be back but dont know for how long...
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8/15/2008 11:33 pm |
good one, charmer. brightens up my day, thanks for sharing. there is this song dedicated to samy vellu,by comedy court..."goodbye sam".i'm very sure u have heard it too. my favorite lines... sam(samy vellu),we want you to know more than your face we'll miss that toupee!!!! glad to see u blogging again charmer...        
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