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1. HOW DO YOU TURN A FOX INTO AN ELEPHANT? ANSWER : MARRY IT 2. HOW ARE TWISTERS(TORNADOES) AND MARRIAGE ALIKE? ANSWER : THEY BOTH BEGIN WITH ALOT OF BLOWING AND SUCKING AND IN THE END YOU LOOSE YOUR HOUSE 3. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR JOB? ANSWER : AFTER 10 YEARS, YOUR JOB STILL SUCKS 4. DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE WONDERBRA? ANSWER : WHEN YOU TAKE IT OFF YOU WONDER WHERE HER TITS WENT 5. A COUPLE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A QUICKIE WHILE THEIR 10 YEAR OLD SON WAS IN THE APARTMENT WAS TO SEND HIM OUT TO THE BALCONY AND LET HIM GIVE A RUNNING REPORT ON WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. SO THE BOY STOOD ON THE BALCONY AND REPORTED EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING. 'A POLICE CAR HAD JUST CALLED ON THE HAMILTONS', 'THE CHANDLERS ARE TAKING DELIVERY OF A NEW WARDROBE', AND 'THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX'. HEARING THIS, THE BOY'S PARENTS SHOT BOLT UPRIGHT. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX?" "BECAUSE THEIR KID IS STANDING ON THE BALCONY TOO". |
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11/13/2008 8:27 pm |
No.5 is gooooooood
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10/20/2008 3:01 am |
mciafg and rainstorm, thanks for visiting and glad you liked some of it.
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10/15/2008 4:05 am |
3 and 5 are really good. Live & Let Live
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10/15/2008 12:05 am |
love number 5  lol
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