Only For Gals  

1/21/2008 3:14 am	The Only Fur that you wear should be well groomed Applicable for gals only Three couples are playing golf...... The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy some underwear Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also blows her skirt up over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too, explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jaysus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." copy paste & more
Peregrin20 Ask me for a photo 189 posts  1/21/2008 11:35 pm	Hey, this is great. Why does the Scotsman sound like Bob Geldof ?
Candygram 2491 posts  8/25/2008 12:04 am	I don't get it. Why would women be playing golf with their lessor halves?
Candygram 2491 posts  8/25/2008 12:10 am	I don't get it. Babe Didrikson Zaharias possible quote, "Why would women be playing golf with their lesser halves?"