************WHY WOMEN CRY***********
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1/10/2008 9:03 pmLast Read: |
A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.' 'You see my son,' said God, 'the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.' An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same |
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1/11/2008 1:14 am |
the place where love resides   Its time to lend a hand... to life. The greatest gift of GOD.
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1/11/2008 2:21 am |
god bless women, sweet post...
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1/11/2008 1:22 pm |
blogged it myself. thanks 4 reminding me about the words. Woh_Lamhe
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1/11/2008 6:20 pm |
SPRITE..SWEETEST PRESENTABLE REAL INTELLIGENT TRUE ELLIGENT BEAUTY, " The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." PRINCESS OF MY DRAEMS, COME , SIT BESIDES ME, LET ME ENTER IN YOUR SWEETEST HEART THROUGHT THAT GATEWAY OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRAEMFULL EYES!  BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL AND TOCHING POST BABE. WITH LOVE ---------------- LOVE U ALWAYS 
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1/15/2008 11:43 pm |
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."- The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go and ask the bull if he had the same cow every day."
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1/18/2008 12:07 am |
Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. WOMAN NEVER SATISFIED AND CRY FOREVER
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1/28/2008 4:23 pm |
the place where love resides  Hugs sweety,  An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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1/28/2008 4:23 pm |
god bless women, sweet post... An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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1/28/2008 4:24 pm |
blogged it myself. thanks 4 reminding me about the words. An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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1/28/2008 4:25 pm |
SPRITE..SWEETEST PRESENTABLE REAL INTELLIGENT TRUE ELLIGENT BEAUTY, " The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." PRINCESS OF MY DRAEMS, COME , SIT BESIDES ME, LET ME ENTER IN YOUR SWEETEST HEART THROUGHT THAT GATEWAY OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRAEMFULL EYES! BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL AND TOCHING POST BABE. WITH LOVE ---------------- LOVE U ALWAYS An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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1/28/2008 4:26 pm |
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."- The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go and ask the bull if he had the same cow every day."  An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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1/28/2008 4:26 pm |
Easy a Man, Difficult a Woman A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. WOMAN NEVER SATISFIED AND CRY FOREVER  An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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