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*****ummmmm,...Ur ZIPPER IS DOWN*********
spritelynymph32 1/25/2008 8:55 pm

Last Read:
8/17/2008 4:11 pm

Top Ten Most Polite Ways For a Woman to Say Your Zipper Is Down
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

JackieBleu

1/25/2008 10:18 pm

LOL love this one!

bigjoe1937
(joe bonni)

1/25/2008 11:32 pm

sprite good one dear

bigjoe

Hot_Perfume
224 posts 

1/25/2008 11:46 pm

hiyya

1/26/2008 12:28 am

not mine

langley
833 posts 

1/26/2008 1:49 am

langley
833 posts 

1/26/2008 3:28 am

Nymphy.....In uk we say

Your post office is open

rainstorm
5717 posts 

1/26/2008 5:07 am


when my brother walks around in his boxers and that ding a ling starts peeking ........

i saw heyyyyyyyy i can see the coco bird waiting to go coo coo

right away he knows what i mean and pulls it together

hehehehe





pretty44
1438 posts 

1/26/2008 9:42 am

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:07 pm

glad to have brought a giggle, thanks for stoppin by, and not gettin dirt on the rug,

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:07 pm

Big Joe, thanks hun, nice of u drop in, take care

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:08 pm

awwww, thanks hot, laughin's the best isn't

take care hun

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:09 pm

ummmmmm, hiyya...... .....

.....I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.





An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:10 pm

    Quoting langley:
    Nymphy.....In uk we say

    Your post office is open


, u got any mail for me???? lolzzzzzzzz

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:12 pm

    Quoting rainstorm:

    when my brother walks around in his boxers and that ding a ling starts peeking ........

    i saw heyyyyyyyy i can see the coco bird waiting to go coo coo

    right away he knows what i mean and pulls it together

    hehehehe






lolzz, i'm coo coo, for coco puffs

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/26/2008 6:13 pm

hey pretty, glad u got a giggle, thanks for stoppin in, u didn't have to bring me cookies though, awwwww so sweet of u

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

Hungryyforpu000_
963 posts 

1/26/2008 6:44 pm

SPRITE ..SEXIEST PRESENTABLE REAL INTELLIGENT TRUE ELLIGENT BEAUTY,,

SHHHHHHHHH DARLING THANKS FOR NOT TELLING HERE HOW U TELL ME THAT!

" DONT UTTER A SINGLE WORD JUST USE THE LIPS FOR A MOMEMENT "!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

WITH LOVE .............. LOVE U ALWAYS

langley
833 posts 

1/27/2008 2:52 am

Nymphy.......There's always one mail for you

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/28/2008 4:34 pm

    Quoting Hungryyforpu000_:
    SPRITE ..SEXIEST PRESENTABLE REAL INTELLIGENT TRUE ELLIGENT BEAUTY,,

    SHHHHHHHHH DARLING THANKS FOR NOT TELLING HERE HOW U TELL ME THAT!

    " DONT UTTER A SINGLE WORD JUST USE THE LIPS FOR A MOMEMENT "!!!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    WITH LOVE .............. LOVE U ALWAYS
hungry lolzzzz, i do have to remind u often though

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/28/2008 4:36 pm

    Quoting langley:
    Nymphy.......There's always one mail for you


langs, just one , uno, 1 ,...

...stingy with yo males,..i mean mail



An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

1/28/2008 7:05 pm

, langs, waitin for me male mail

An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

langley
833 posts 

1/29/2008 2:10 am

Nymphy....Will soon be in the post

spritelynymph32
322 posts 

2/13/2008 3:05 pm

    Quoting langley:
    Nymphy....Will soon be in the post


Langs baby , thanks ....u quite the writer, ....makin me blush and all....



An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same

chintoobaba1000
1 post 

2/18/2008 3:04 am

wow nice post..wanna give this a try now.. let me see out of those 10 polite ways which one i will get to here from polite ladies like ya..lol
love
chitooo

khan265

7/31/2008 9:01 pm

I can´t find words 2 comments on u /
I Would Say You´re Amazing: But You´re So Much!!!!!

If I could make one wish,,That I wanted to come true
I'd wish that you were mine,,And that you wanted me for you
No matter what happens between us,,You know one thing will always be true
That you were meant for me,,And I was meant for you

you are is so lovely i feel i love you


sanna2008
1 post 

8/3/2008 6:43 pm



khan you love me only

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