spritelynymph32
6/13/2008 9:57 pm
Last Read: 7/28/2008 1:05 pm
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Once upon a time,
in a land far far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and i will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
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.........That night, as the princess dined
sumptuously on a meal of lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself.......
I DON'T FREAKING THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
               
An Ounce of Change is Worth a Pound of the Same
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