~~~~ TOMBSTONE SAYINGS ~~~~
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10/31/2009 9:28 am |
Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. -- Tombstone in England I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours. -- Vermont As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you. -- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde) Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More. -- Tombstone Arizona John Brown is filling his last cavity. -- Dentist's Tombstone I told you that I was sick! -- Georgia Cemetary, USA Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. -- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. -- Tombstone in England To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. -- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. -- England Tombstone Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God. -- Massachusetts Tombstone Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay. -- England Alien tears will fill for him; Pity's long-broken ern. For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn. -- Oscar Wilde's Tombstone ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~ |
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11/1/2009 2:29 am |
Good collection.
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 11/1/2009 5:38 am |
"I am a dead man - was killed by me but not a suicide. I stepped on the gas and the horse died." Many thanks for sharing FFH. 
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11/1/2009 6:48 am |
Ma Loved Pa, Pa Loved Women, Ma caught Pa With one in swimmin' Here Lies Pa ......Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow....
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11/1/2009 7:37 am |
Here lies my beloved husband stiff at last  Only those with an open mind Will embrace changes in their life
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11/5/2009 7:46 am |
gemini... thanks for reading the collection  ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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11/5/2009 7:47 am |
govind... lol i'm sure you could make a better list than i have thanks for the laugh! ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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11/5/2009 7:53 am |
melissa... the one you posted reminded me of a Garth Brooks song PAPA LOVED MAMA... Papa drove a truck nearly all his life You know it drove mama crazy being a trucker's wife The part she couldn't handle was the being alone I guess she needed more to hold than just a telephone Papa called Mama each and every night Just to ask her how she was and if his kids were alright Mama would wait for that call to come in When Daddy'd hang up she was gone again Mama was a looker Lord, how she shined Papa was a good'n But the jealous kind Papa loved Mama Mama loved men Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen Well, it was bound to happen on the night it did Papa came home and it was just us kids He had a dozen roses and a bottle of wine If he was lookin' to surprise us, he was doin' fine I heard him cry for Mama up and own the hall Then I heard a bottle break against the bedroom wall That old diesel engine made an eerie sound When Papa fired it up and headed into town Well, the picture in the paper showed the scene real well Papa's rig was buried in the local motel The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear He never hit the brakes when he was shifting gears Mama was a looker Lord, how she shined Papa was a good'n But the jealous kind Papa loved Mama Mama loved men Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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11/5/2009 7:55 am |
BegumMagnolia.. thanks for the laugh! ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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