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Three boys are in the school yard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!" Take The Bet -------------- Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" Anamika5 |
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11/18/2008 11:23 pm |
Hi,Anu. hehehe,both the jokes r very nice. BTW,I hv started your water theropy.But I m not taking 6 glasses of water at a streach.But insted,I drink in all 4-5 glasses everyday,one or 2 at a time,in the morning,b4 10am. Will that b ok?(I feel benifited from that.What u say?) Regards,
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11/19/2008 12:11 am |
The first about the bragging of children of civil servants is funny and seems like also real. The last one said so correctly about his father, this is the position of our administration. Well the second joke also is very funny. Nice to see you back .  [/COLOR Love with Passion.
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11/19/2008 8:05 am |
Good jokes!
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11/19/2008 10:13 am |
good jokes first one child fight but def thats what happen second one funny
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11/20/2008 9:55 pm |
LOL...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK, IT IS LIKE A TONIC TO YOUR BRAIN. IT WORKS OVER TIME..
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11/22/2008 8:02 pm |
Hello Anamika, While I appreciate your postings that are informative sometimes and humor filled. Thanks for the same.
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11/29/2008 10:43 am |
nice jokes 
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 12/1/2008 11:39 am |
.....though oldones....it still tickles...... With Love......always AND in all ways!!!!!!
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