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rainstorm
10/6/2008 3:23 am

Last Read:
10/7/2008 2:39 pm


Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?



Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ' re-scooter ' is available in system? I find only ' re-cycle ' , but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find ' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft
sentence ' , so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ' MY Computer ' : when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ' MY Pictures ' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE ' what about ' MICROSOFT HOME ' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided ' My Recent Documents ' . When you will provide ' My Past Documents ' ?

10. You provide ' My Network Places ' . For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places ' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?



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bom09821108110
447 posts 

10/6/2008 6:58 am

LOL rainstorm you are terrific. Well do you have BILL GATES email. I wish to post him few more questions...

aumoshoaum
2219 posts 

10/6/2008 9:00 am

If u can't handle the RainStorm, then stay away !

The GOD in ME greets The GOD in U.

rasbehari2004
1413 posts 

10/6/2008 9:30 am

Mere dilber
Banta has done so many wonders in past ....now he is going to won Microsoft lolz...U know batna has done master degree in Soft ware affairs too
i m laughing with ur post...
ur looking beautiful in new photo
luv
Alok

cool_devil2202
465 posts 

10/6/2008 4:26 pm

LMAO

Not a bad decision on bills part to sell microsoft though given the state of the stock market.

Life is too important to be taken seriously ~Oscar Wilde

bjcilu
1854 posts 

10/6/2008 10:17 pm

Rani really beautiful.. thanks for the latest pic

Its time to lend a hand... to life. The greatest gift of GOD.

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/6/2008 11:17 pm

bom

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/6/2008 11:17 pm

aumo

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/6/2008 11:18 pm

rasbeeeeeeeee dilbarrrrrrrrrrrr

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/6/2008 11:19 pm

cool devil heyyyyyyyyy where ya been all this time? nice to see ya back hunny

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/6/2008 11:20 pm

bjciluuuuuuu sweetie nut pieeeeeeeee let me eat u up

mrex
955 posts 

10/7/2008 3:57 am

Rainstorm Glad to see you back here in action Nice picture too..

VASHALAN

rainstorm
5771 posts 

10/7/2008 2:39 pm

mrex thanks hun

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