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10/6/2008 3:23 am
Last Read: 10/7/2008 2:39 pm
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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ' start ' but there is no ' stop ' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ' re-scooter ' is available in system? I find only ' re-cycle ' , but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is ' Find ' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find ' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft sentence ' , so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ' MY Computer ' : when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says ' MY Pictures ' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE ' what about ' MICROSOFT HOME ' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided ' My Recent Documents ' . When you will provide ' My Past Documents ' ?
10. You provide ' My Network Places ' . For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places ' . I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
  
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447 posts 10/6/2008 6:58 am |
LOL rainstorm you are terrific. Well do you have BILL GATES email. I wish to post him few more questions...
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2219 posts 10/6/2008 9:00 am |
If u can't handle the RainStorm, then stay away !
The GOD in ME greets The GOD in U.
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1413 posts 10/6/2008 9:30 am |
Mere dilber Banta has done so many wonders in past ....now he is going to won Microsoft lolz...U know batna has done master degree in Soft ware affairs too   i m laughing with ur post... ur looking beautiful in new photo luv Alok
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465 posts 10/6/2008 4:26 pm |
LMAO  
Not a bad decision on bills part to sell microsoft though given the state of the stock market.
Life is too important to be taken seriously ~Oscar Wilde
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1854 posts 10/6/2008 10:17 pm |
Rani really beautiful.. thanks for the latest pic 
Its time to lend a hand... to life. The greatest gift of GOD. 
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5771 posts 10/6/2008 11:17 pm |
bom
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5771 posts 10/6/2008 11:17 pm |
aumo
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5771 posts 10/6/2008 11:18 pm |
rasbeeeeeeeee dilbarrrrrrrrrrrr
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5771 posts 10/6/2008 11:19 pm |
cool devil heyyyyyyyyy where ya been all this time? nice to see ya back hunny 
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5771 posts 10/6/2008 11:20 pm |
bjciluuuuuuu sweetie nut pieeeeeeeee let me eat u up 
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955 posts 10/7/2008 3:57 am |
Rainstorm Glad to see you back here in action Nice picture too..
VASHALAN
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5771 posts 10/7/2008 2:39 pm |
mrex thanks hun
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