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11/13/2008 3:32 pmLast Read: |
 A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.  The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,sorry,  three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."  The genie looked at the map and exclaimed...  "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."  The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."  The genie let out a sighhhh :> and said  "Let me see the frigging map again.  LOL             |
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11/13/2008 4:36 pm |
Hopefully the genie is still working his a$$ off on middle east piece  Life is too important to be taken seriously ~Oscar Wilde
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11/13/2008 4:38 pm |
Hey there....this is funneeeeeeeeee.... I loved it ROFLMAO...................thanx for posting it!
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11/13/2008 7:02 pm |
thanks rani ~~~~don't just count your blessings....share them~~~~
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11/13/2008 7:28 pm |
this joke just reminded me of an xfiles episode... when mulder.. made a wish for peace on earth.. he got it.. everyone disapeared lol   ○○○ click here ○○○
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11/13/2008 9:04 pm |
Soorya
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11/13/2008 10:29 pm |
cool lol lets wait and see eh  ♥  ♥
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11/13/2008 10:29 pm |
kerrie glad u like it 
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11/13/2008 10:30 pm |
foxyyyyyyyy hehehe ♥ ♥
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11/13/2008 10:31 pm |
chellyyyyyyyyyyyyy thats funny ..i cant recall that episode lol and i was a x file fan ♥ ♥
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11/13/2008 10:32 pm |
sooryaaaaaaaaaa long time buddy..how ya been???
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11/13/2008 10:33 pm |
OMG i have the x-file theme music in my head now and it wont leave ufffffffffff ..........chellyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! ur fault...
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11/14/2008 8:31 am |
pls cal me yar...
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11/14/2008 10:24 am |
ooops..........either that genie is not good or he doesnt know me.........else the lady's second wish wud had been fulfilled right now.........but well i sure wud need another genie .........to fulfil my wish.......aint i right at my demand?? lol
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11/18/2008 7:58 pm |
gud oh really .....hmmmm  ..i guess the genie doesn't know u so what is ur wish..pretend i am a genie lol
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 11/22/2008 12:54 pm |
...ok ....give me that genie's address... With Love......always AND in all ways!!!!!!
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11/22/2008 11:57 pm |
mulrikris lol what will u wish for LOL remember its a one wish genie
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11/23/2008 12:33 am |
That one was realy funny .......... I had a real laught after such a long time .................. seems ages to me Hunni ......... Thanks for posting .......... Hunni pls be in touch.
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11/23/2008 8:47 am |
vipz am happy it made a smile on ur face..that makes me feel good hope ur well to...always keep smiling! ~♥~
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11/23/2008 11:32 pm |
Hi rani... thats for making us laugh sweety... that was really funny. so how's you doing ?? take care Rain All the best to you ......Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow....
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11/24/2008 7:56 am |
good one rainy i am still laffing ..huggz jay
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11/26/2008 6:13 am |
Hi Rain..., I really love you !
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11/26/2008 8:14 pm |
jaysilverzzzzzzzzzzz great to see u......how ya been?? hows ur health?..its been a long time since i seen u in the lobby!
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11/26/2008 8:15 pm |
lasvegas.......ur making me all blushy here  hehe (( girly shy laugh))
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11/26/2008 8:17 pm |
digi?? who are u?? hmmmmmmmmm
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11/27/2008 12:24 am |
RAIN DEAR ... NICE DEAR .. BUT SINCE GENIE CAME OUT FROM UR BOTTEL & IF I WILL BE THERE THEN WUD HAVE WID U INSTEAD TO GO BACK IN BOTTEL OR FRIGGING THE MAP /...LOLZ .. BUT THE GENIE SUD BE FROM UR BOTTEL ONLY...HEHEHEHEHE WID LOVE KESHAV
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11/27/2008 8:05 am |
keshhhhhh lol dont worry we have my magic carpet ........remember hehe ♥
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12/15/2008 2:43 am |
clever genie,, never gave her a dead-line !!!!! he must must have rushed back into the bottle instead, with his tail between his legs asking her to wait and watch "Man's greatest asset is the unsettled mind." - Isaac Asimov
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12/15/2008 8:05 am |
cuanup2 lol i see i thought about tht lol hehehehe
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