ONLY COPY IF YOU CAN PASTE IT....
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7/4/2009 10:41 pmLast Read: |
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.. Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!  Its time to lend a hand... to life. The greatest gift of GOD. 
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7/4/2009 11:01 pm |
LMAO..so bjcilu..guess u were one of the audience..lol nice one
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7/4/2009 11:13 pm |
 Sala kamina
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7/5/2009 5:46 am |
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7/5/2009 10:50 am |
 Never lose hope. There is always a battle going on tat you don't see...
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7/6/2009 3:39 am |
(  never insult our proletarian union )
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7/6/2009 8:07 am |
 hope that manager wasn't u
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7/6/2009 8:56 am |
Rule #1 > Never get drunk when you want to impress Rule #2 > Never tell your wife jokes when you can't remember the punchline, otherwise you get punched  Why worry and have wrinkles ... When you can smile and have dimples 
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7/6/2009 10:37 am |
Rule#3 > Never attempt a stunt untill you are confident that you woundn't break ur bones. Record & Replay with accuracy and clarity....courtesy...Philip DVD Players........LOL
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7/9/2009 9:03 pm |
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7/10/2009 12:20 am |
jejeje was a good one      ○○○ click the blue links here ○○○
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7/14/2009 10:38 am |
bj....i hope im the womenadulteries for gudness christ ;
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