| THE BEST BUSH JOKE I HAVE HEARD |
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5/29/2007 10:23 pm
Last Read: 6/19/2007 8:48 pm
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George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Bush.
Driver said, "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me".
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Bush.
The driver replied, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig".
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5/30/2007 5:56 am |
Deuce ,
Many in the world would pray for your sainthood if the contents of the joke were true as seen by the farmer, his wife and the daughter .
Best wishes,
Govind
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563 posts 5/30/2007 6:28 am |
Duece
Thanks for sharing the laugh!
Leen
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5717 posts 5/30/2007 8:37 am |
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
    
GOOD ONE JAAN!
     
    
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5/30/2007 1:41 pm |
Duecey Saalam 
FANTASTIC. 
Regards __Prince__ 
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