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5/29/2007 11:22 pm
Last Read: 6/11/2007 9:02 pm
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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups. The doctor asked him how he a was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun".
The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He rises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
"Exactly" Said the Doc...
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5/30/2007 5:53 am |
Deuce ,
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Excellent shot; my oft quoted saying by Confucius :
"When a man 50 marries a woman 20, it is lik buying a book for someone else to read."
Many thanks for sharing - best regards,
Govind
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563 posts 5/30/2007 6:31 am |
Deuce 
That was funny!!
Govind, very interesting quote!
Leen
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5717 posts 5/30/2007 8:40 am |

LOL Jaan your on a roll lol!
leen what u mean quote? LOL
   
    
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5/30/2007 1:43 pm |
Duecey Saalam 
BRILLIANT 
Regards __Prince__ 
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5/30/2007 4:03 pm |
LMAO..............LOL..........
LOVED IT!!! (((HUGGSZZZ)))
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