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My cousin committed suicide after he was released from prison for doing drugs. In the State of Indiana, it's three strikes you're out "law". Yes, just because you smoked ganja (marijuana), you violate the law.
After release, he was on probation. He violated his probation by smoking more ganja.
Long story short, he violated his legal terms set up with the local and state government. He had to return to prison. He thought suicide better than prison. HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH HIS CHILDREN IN THE NEXT ROOM. WTF!
His funeral was beautiful.
MAY YOU REST IN PEACE, GARY CORNELL!
MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T DO drugS EVER! **OR LIVE IN INDIANA WHERE THE POLICE ARE CORRUPT**
DON'T WORRY, THERE WILL BE NO WAR. Just keep the peace and don't hate. If you don't hate, then I promise there will be no more violence. I promise YOU my butterflies. KEEP PEACE IN YOUR HEART.
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guardian.co.uk
Pakistan 'deploys soldiers to Indian border'
"Pakistan moved troops away from its western border with Afghanistan, amid reports that thousands of soldiers were being redeployed along the eastern frontier with India yesterday, in what would be a major escalation of the confrontation between the two countries after the Mumbai terrorist attack last month.
Most experts still believe that war between the nuclear-armed adversaries is unlikely but, if confirmed, the troop movements risk triggering a conflict, with both sides in a state of nervous high alert.
A Pakistani defence official said: "Troops in snowbound areas and places where operational commitments were less [in the west], have been pulled back."
The official denied that the soldiers had been sent to the Indian border. However, media reports quoted witnesses who had seen long convoys of trucks carrying troops, passing through towns."
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START EMAILING YOUR POLITICIANS THAT YOU DON'T WANT CONFLICT. ASK THEM TO RESOLVE THIS IN A TIMELY MANNER, SET A DEADLINE! TELL THEM YOU'RE PISSED OFF! GIVE THEM EVERYTHING YOU HAVE WITH YOUR OPINION, BUT BE POLITE!
Pig Latin is a game of alterations played on the English language game. To form the Pig Latin of an English word, the initial consonant sound is transposed to the end of the word and an ay is affixed (Ex.: "banana" would yield anana-bay). The purpose of the alteration is to both obfuscate the encoding and to indicate for the intended recipient the encoding as 'Pig Latin'. The reference to Latin is a deliberate misnomer, as it is simply a form of jargon, used only for its English connotations as a 'strange and foreign-sounding language'. The origins of Pig Latin are unknown.
Pig Latin is mostly used by children for amusement or to converse in perceived privacy from adults or other children. A few Pig Latin words, such as ixnay (nix), amscray (scram), and upidstay (stupid), have been incorporated into English slang.
The usual rules for changing standard English into Pig Latin are as follows:
In words that begin with consonant sounds, the initial consonant or consonant cluster is moved to the end of the word, and "ay" is added, as in the following examples:
beast → east-bay dough → ough-day happy → appy-hay question → estion-quay star → ar-stay three → ee-thray
In words that begin with vowel sounds or silent consonants, the syllable "ay" is added to the end of the word. In some dialects, to aid in pronunciation, an extra consonant is added to the beginning of the suffix; for instance, eagle could yield eagle'yay, eagle'way, or eagle'hay.
Transcription varies. A hyphen or apostrophe is sometimes used to facilitate translation back into English. Ayspray, for instance, is ambiguous, but ay-spray means "spray" whereas ays-pray means "prays."
Bing Crosby recorded 'I'll Be Home for Christmas' in 1943 and it instantly topped the charts as the one of America's most popular holiday songs along with 'White Christmas'. James 'Kim' Gannon wrote its lyrics while its music was composed by Walter Kent.
It touched the hearts of the soldiers and civilians alike who were still going through World War II and made Crosby earn his fifth gold record.
In December 1965, when the astronauts Frank Borman and James Lovell (<-- I know his son) were returning to Earth after setting a record for the longest flight in the US space program aboard Gemini 7 spacecraft, they requested this carol to be played for them.
The lyrics to I'll be Home for Christmas:
I'll be home for Christmas; You can [plan] on me. Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree.
Christmas Eve will find me Where the love-light gleams. I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams.
Amir is my newest roommate. He's by far the most selfless person I've ever met in my life. He will go out of his way to make you happy. I've never quite met a person like this. He takes the trash out without me having to ask.
Ladies, he's tall and beautiful. I want to fix him up with a single Indian/Pakistan Muslim girl ready to get married.
Check this out! He's going to drive me to Indiana to see Grandma for Christmas. After "Mr Smith" dumped me, Amir volunteered to make sure I see Grandma. He's not scared to be around white people.
Amir is such a sweetheart. Ladies, you better hurry and gobble this young man up!
"Mr Smith" basically just told me that I'm a joke in reality and on the internet. He said Indian people think this same way about me. Wow, I'm a big loser with a capital L.
This song came out just before 9/11 (September 11, 2001). I was working at United Airlines. It was my day off. My co-worker called me and said get up and watch the news. At first, I was confused. I then realized that my company, my family, needed me. I rushed to work to help. I did this without even thinking. Reality hit me real hard that day. I lost two beautiful "birds". My work and blood families lost so much after wards. The economy was taking a downfall before this dreaded day, but the terrorists succeeded in fulfilling their sick dreams. I hope they realize there are no virgins in heaven! I cried everyday for two years plus. This song has special meaning to me forever. Please YouTube it, so you can appreciate it's beauty.
Five For Fighting - Superman
I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive I'm just out to find The better part of me
I'm more than a bird... I'm more than a plane I'm more than some pretty face beside a train And it's not easy to be me
I wish that I could cry Fall upon my knees Find a way to lie About a home I'll never see
It may sound absurd... but don't be naive Even heroes have the right to bleed I may be disturbed... but won't you concede Even heroes have the right to dream And it's not easy to be me
Up, up and away... away from me Well it's all right... you can all sleep sound tonight I'm not crazy... or anything...
I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive Men weren't meant to ride With clouds between their knees
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet Digging for kryptonite on this one way street Only a man in a funny red sheet Looking for special things inside of me Inside of me Inside of me Yeah, inside of me Inside of me
I'm only a man In a funny red sheet I'm only a man Looking for a dream
I'm only a man In a funny red sheet And it's not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
"Fifi has just informed me that YOU have not been nice to her. I don't get to spend much time with her due to work. Today, I went to pet her big furry head, and she acted as if I am going to smack her. This happened before with another roommate from India. He admitted his wrong doing and vacated immediately.
Fifi is unable to tell me the whole truth, but her actions speak a thousand words.
Fifi runs to Amir and Nemo with happiness. Therefore, the culprit must be YOU. Why are you abusing Fifi? She's almost 20 years old. I've kept this baby alive for longer than a normal cat's lifespan.
YED, I'm officially giving you a 30 days notice to vacate. No one is allowed to abuse Fifi. She has the brain comparison to HUMAN of a 3 year old child. She has no idea she is doing something wrong. When you abuse a cat (any animal); this is a serious sign that you will abuse a human.
I won't allow this in my home!
Please let me know your official move out date. Technically, you're paid up through December 31,2008. If you stay until January 14, 2009, then I (and by month to month rent law) expect the remaining balance due of $400. The sooner you leave, the better as far as I'm concerned. If she gets worse with trust issues, then I will call the police."
