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I'M THE WORST COOK IN THE WORLD Jan 9, 2009 7:04 pm
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I like what I cook, but no one else does.
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CANDY NEEDS HUGS! Jan 9, 2009 4:20 pm
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For all those Indian men in the Chicago area, I'm ready for you with open arms.
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FLAVORED CONDOMS Jan 9, 2009 9:57 am
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Since they are meant for oral sex, I find the taste nasty. I don't like them. I don't think they are reliable with penetration, either. They break. What are your thoughts?
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Badalandabad Jan 8, 2009 7:33 pm
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Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
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I WILL MISS YOU, PRESIDENT BUSH Jan 8, 2009 2:48 pm
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I'm starting to think I am the only person in the world who will miss President Bush. I will miss you and your Bushisms.

George Walker Bush; born July 6, 1946) is the forty-third and current President of the United States. He served as the forty-sixth Governor of Texas from 1995 till 2000 before being sworn in as President on January 20, 2001. His term will end at noon (Eastern Time, corresponding to 17:00 UTC) on January 20, 2009.
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TURKEY (the country) Jan 8, 2009 8:54 am
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Newest roommate will be from Turkey. I thought I better understand the country and it's people.

Compliments from Wikipedia:

Turkey (Turkish: Türkiye), known officially as the Republic of Turkey (Türkiye Cumhuriyeti), is a Eurasian country that stretches across the Anatolian peninsula in western Asia and Thrace (Rumelia) in the Balkan region of southeastern Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries: Bulgaria to the northwest; Greece to the west; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, Azerbaijan (the exclave of Nakhichevan) and Iran to the east; and Iraq and Syria to the southeast. The Mediterranean Sea and Cyprus are to the south; the Aegean Sea and Archipelago are to the west; and the Black Sea is to the north. Separating Anatolia and Thrace are the Sea of Marmara and the Turkish Straits (the Bosporus and the Dardanelles), which are commonly reckoned to delineate the border between Asia and Europe, thereby making Turkey transcontinental.

Due to its strategic location astride two continents, Turkey's culture has a unique blend of Eastern and Western tradition. A powerful regional presence in the Eurasian landmass with strong historic, cultural and economic influence in the area between Europe in the west and Central Asia in the east, Russia in the north and the Middle East in the south, Turkey has come to acquire increasing strategic significance.

Turkey is a democratic, secular, unitary, constitutional republic whose political system was established in 1923 under the leadership of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, following the fall of the Ottoman Empire in the aftermath of World War I. Since then, Turkey has become increasingly integrated with the West through membership in organizations such as the Council of Europe, NATO, OECD, OSCE and the G-20 major economies. Turkey began full membership negotiations with the European Union in 2005, having been an associate member of the EEC since 1963, and having reached a customs union agreement in 1995. Meanwhile, as a Muslim-majority country, Turkey has continued to foster close cultural, political, economic and industrial relations with the Eastern world, particularly with the states of the Middle East and Central Asia, through membership in organizations such as the OIC and ECO. Turkey is classified as a developed country by the CIA and as a regional power by political scientists and economists worldwide.
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CANDY has a new work schedule Jan 7, 2009 10:57 pm
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I now have WED-FRI OFF. I will work SAT-TUE 7AM-530PM Central Standard Time; 10 hour work days. I'll now be around during mid week to post and have fun on IFF.
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PRAVEEN & NEMO went to fix my PC (AMIR went first) Jan 4, 2009 9:29 am
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Okay, I forced them to take my PC to Best Buy today. I still have that "agoraphobia disorder" thing going on. I don't think it will ever go away. I was trying to explain "it" to Nemo today. I can only stop at stores if it on my way to and/or from "work". Best Buy is not on the route. Amir was so mad! I told Amir that I will be using his PC forever, if they don't get it fixed.
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PUNJABI GIRL ROOMMATE Jan 4, 2009 8:04 am
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Well, she's not Sikh. She's Punjabi, though. She's not our roommate, yet. She's coming by to see the empty room today. She's a flight attendant for United Express. I'm sure my male roommates will love her if she decides to stay. I am so not introducing her to Pramod. Remember Pramod, the gambling fool that stole Praveen away from me.
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GOODBYE PRAVEEN Jan 3, 2009 11:11 pm
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Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
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