TQ for a visit. On my blog page you will often read about me just blurting out whatever is on my mind. I enjoy funny jokes ...lol ... just to laugh You will read a lot of what I find to be funny,cute, thought provoking etc etc. Feel free to comment and vote on my posts. Also, I'd like it if you'd just say whats on your mind when posting ... nothing will offend me. TQ again for stopping by.
Hello IFFians am back after spending a few days in the Hospital. V V V
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Even God has a Sense of Humour!! God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes. And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would Have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold..... The angel was quite surprised: "But god you said everything should be in balance." God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave them."
Again Dear HUBBY is the gainer ... LOL _________________________________________________
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely model in her refrigerator to remind her of her GOAL.
The idea worked like a charm as she lost 4 Kgs. in the first month itself.
The downside to to this was that her hubby spent so much time in exploring the fridge LOL to look at the shapely figure of the model that he ended up gaining 5 Kgs.
Joke Of The Day Raghu O Nath LOL talking to his wife Rashmi one fine morning after reading a news item,regarding a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ.....
Raghu... I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.
Problems come in all shapes and sizes and their occurrence is a must.
Difficulties are an integral part of our "wellbeing". They aren't something to be avoided; they are to be used. They provide invaluable opportunities for learning.
The reason we are all stuck in life's mud is that we ceaselessly run from our problems and after our desires. [...]
So don't be surprised when you hit some experience that feels like a brick wall. don't think you are special. All have had their own brick walls. They come up again and again. Just expect them and be ready to cope. Your ability to cope with trouble depends on your attitude. If you can learn to regard these hassles as opportunities, as chances to develop., you'll make progress.
It is essential to learn to confront the less pleasant aspects of existence. We have to learn to be kind to ourselves. In the long run avoiding unpleasantness is a very unkind thing to do to yourself. Paradoxically, kindness entails confronting unpleasantness when it arises. [...]
When you are having a bad time, examine that experience, observe it mindfully, study the phenomenon and learn its mechanics.
The way out of a trap is to study the trap itself, and learn how it is built. You do this by taking the thing apart, piece by piece. The trap can't trap you if it has been taken to pieces.
A Mahatma lives in each of us. All we need is to truly believe in ourselves. In our individual potential. In the power of one.
On this day as a tribute to the greatest man we have ever known, let us all resolve to make a difference to our nation, Let us all unleash the Power of One and continue the legacy of the Mahatma.
A tribute to the Father of the Nation Gandhiji ( 1869 – 1948 )
