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Make Living a Life a daily habit Sep 26, 2008 7:41 am
Mood: Contemplative, 1354 Views

Easiest way to die

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Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early.

Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.

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But hate one n all - you will die daily!
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Hard Luck................................................. Hard Luck .....................L O L . Sep 24, 2008 9:31 pm
Mood: Sobs The Hrd Way ...LOL, 1270 Views

I feel that

the harder

i work, ......

The

more

luck

i

seem

to

Garner .....

Am I old

Fashioned ...lol

.......

.....

...

As the modern age insists that

Don't

work

Hard

but

Work

Smart

So i also feel am not smart enough .....

Sobs ... Sobs ....
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Interpreting Independence with Confidence and Gratitude Sep 20, 2008 8:18 am
Mood: thankful, 1313 Views

Interpreting Independence with confidence and Gratitude

I grew up to be a confident n self sufficient young lady, given the line of education of my choice, the selection of a job of my taste, making friends n integrating thoughts and more, to the final selection of my life partner n family, to spend my life with.

They have all been moments of independence n have never regretted any of my decisions till date,but must confess I did have a brain storming session at each milestone with my parents n extended family,with my in laws n hubby, this helped me immensely in the development of my personality

As I look back to the years gone by,I am too grateful to the role of my parents, my hubby n my in–laws,making me feel complete,satisfied n successful

Independence is not just a moment, but a process created in the entire personality, a personality capable of facing n handling a situation suitably.
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Doctor ... Doctor ......... Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Help Mr.Duck ... LOL Sep 20, 2008 1:36 am
Mood: blah, 1318 Views

Once Donald Duck went to FCUK without any luck and got it stuck in the bush...

Pulled out but the dicky remained in the bush ...

Donald Duck moves around without a Stump ...

Can only FCUK only when n if the Doctor can help....

Doctor .... Doctor .....

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Help Mr.Duck ... LOL
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Enemies are Friends??? Sep 19, 2008 10:15 am
Mood: contemplative, 1311 Views

Enemies are friends??? Re-post

We cannot learn patience and tolerance from a Guru or a Friend.

They can be practiced only when we come in contact with someone

who creates unpleasant experiences.

According to Shantideva, enemies are really good for us, as we

can learn a lot from them and build our inner strength.
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...............Nature In Harmony ...All Nature seem so eager ....To fill each other's need......... Sep 18, 2008 9:43 pm
Mood: earthy, 1380 Views

Nature In Harmony



All nature works together
To bring about the Spring.
Frogs croak, crickets chirp,
Birds build nests and sing.


The showers fall so gently
To moisten well the earth.
The warm sun does it's portion
To give the seeds their birth.


The bees and breeze spread pollen
To fertilize the seed.
All Nature seem so eager
To fill each other's need.
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Hus__pension …….. ????????? Now what is that ???????? DO YOU AGREE ……? Sep 17, 2008 10:56 pm
Mood: contemplative, 1256 Views

Hus-pension …….. ????????? Now what is that ???????? DO YOU AGREE ……????????????

At times it sooooo happens that the wife is extremely annoyed with her husband……

The cause could be singular or plural …….

... At such times, the wife should not allow her husband to share the bed and thus leading to suspension of sex with her husband, let’s call this as ’ Hus-pension ’ till he mends his ways……The wife should also not allow any other man to have sex with her ……and if she is bi should also abstain from lesbian sex … maybe as a penance…… so as to clear the acrimony or any misunderstanding between the couple as early as possible .............................................................................................................................................................................................................. DO YOU AGREE???????????????????

To be continued if n when the need or the occasion demands……
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Parents please abstain from CORPORAL PUNISHMENT for your Children Sep 16, 2008 9:24 pm
Mood: contemplative, 1158 Views

Parents please abstain from CORPORAL PUNISHMENT for your Children

As my lil daughter was studying at Jamnabai Narsee School at JVPD, were required to attend a Parents Teachers Association meet... when we were posted in Mumbai.

A certain section of the Parents were vehemently opposing the concept of Corporal Punishment for their wards so much so that even a verbal reprimand was objected to and even a write down punishment was opposed.

After the meet, we were invited to our friend’s residence in the vicinity of the School, were shocked to see this Parent who was earlier objecting to Corporal Punishment, didn’t think twice in slapping her 9th.std. Daughter, as she accidentally dropped the Talcum Powder Box, which sullied the floor.

Parents please don’t indulge in double standards viz in Public and in Private. N abstains from Corporal Punishment at home too, if u care for your lil ones.

Thanks……..
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Anal Sex is Dangerous ....... Very Dangerous .......A Must Read and Comment ........ Sep 15, 2008 8:56 pm
Mood: amused, 2544 Views

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn`t.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there`s no reason that you shouldn`t practice anal sex, if that`s what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.

The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from?"
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Dear Friend ......Will surely and eagerly await your Arrival……. Sep 14, 2008 8:10 am
Mood: eager, 1170 Views

Will eagerly await your Arrival…….

Bye bye my friend Ganesha….
Will surely and eagerly, await your early arrival next year….

The savior of India and Indians please bless us all ….

Help us in eradicating the scourge of Terrorism and other social evils from my India......

Please Continue to be the savior, for the people of Maharashtra too ….
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