TQ for a visit. On my blog page you will often read about me just blurting out whatever is on my mind. I enjoy funny jokes ...lol ... just to laugh You will read a lot of what I find to be funny,cute, thought provoking etc etc. Feel free to comment and vote on my posts. Also, I'd like it if you'd just say whats on your mind when posting ... nothing will offend me. TQ again for stopping by.
India has always lived with dualities of all kinds, but despite that, her growth is assured
The terrorist organization Al –Qaeda and its affiliates is hell bent on attacks and bombings in my India and the Globe n advance Islamic fundamentalism, do more damage to the Muslims then to non –Muslims. One mad act n the entire Muslim community shudders spine down n are more depressed then before leading to severe mental imbalance amongst the millions of Muslims across the Globe .
When will Al-Qaeda realize their folly that no religion including Islam permits the killing of innocent civilians n that its Terrorist activities do more harm to Muslims then to non –Muslims n when will Al - Qaeda realize that the vast very vast majority of Muslims irrespective of gender are least bothered abt the Al-Qaeda and its agenda.
Congrats Dhoni {{{ the wonder young cricketer from Jharkhand }}} on being appointed Captain for the 20 / 20 cricket tournament, your exuberance will bring a new confidence and drive in you and for your team mates to excel,don’t be pressurized and play your natural game.
Long live Indian Cricket and Dhoni, best of luck to the Indian Cricket Team
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers : Please scroll down..
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really DUMB but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.
A farmer on the way home stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to House 1603?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the lady home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short CUT and GO down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am alone without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
The trial of the 1993 Mumbai serial bomb blasts is not yet over , though amply proved that no one is above the law and Justice Mr. P D Kode sentencing Sanju Baba is a fair judgment and hats off to Public Prosecutor Mr. Ujjwal Nikkam who has been brilliant and equal to the task assigned .
But the main accused Dawood Ibrahim Kaskar who dared to wage a war against my India is still absconding. Free and frolicking???? In Pakistan??? Under the complete security cover of ISI??? So is he truly free or is he under detention since 1993 – Think it over Also the convicted rapist from Orissa who jumped bail and on the run – Think it over
I PRAY THAT THE CRIMINAL POLITICIANS SHOULD ALSO BE BOOKED AND GIVEN A TRIAL AT PAR
Some ladies, who were determined to put an end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired Army Officer one evening. "When did you last have a drink?" they asked "1945" replied the officer. "That is very good!" remarked the ladies very happily. "So you are a teetotaler now?" "I wouldn't call it exactly that," replied the officer, looking at his watch. "You see it is only 2015 now."
An impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it.
The doctor prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour away so the bus driver quickly downs one of the little blue pills.
When he gets home, he doesn't even have to tell his wife with words, That twinkle in his eye speaks volumes, They tear off each other's clothes and are quickly in bed.
He manages to "rise to the occasion" three times.
Three times!
He expects his wife to be delighted, but instead, she seems rather sad.
"What's wrong, dear?" he asks
"I think your job is taking over every aspect of your life and it's doing you in," she sighs.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, even our sex life is like the bus service. Nothing for ages, and then -- three come all at once!"
Moral : Finally they both lead a happy life / they lived happily thereafter
More men in their early 30s are depressed, failing at work and suffer male dysfunction
Are you one of those men, worried about what is happening to u???? Worry not; see a Doctor, Psychologist or a Psychiatrist as the case may be, as it is just men – o – pause.
If u wish to keep yr >>>> EVE >>>>> wife or girl friend satisfied, with a twinkle in her eyes, a glow on her face and to keep her slim trim and healthy and to have a harmonious domestic and social order and men in turn can lead a happy and healthy life too.
