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The Dog's Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
------------------------------------------ The Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Jerks!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe, For now.
"I am happily married and satisfied with what I have. I am not looking to change anything"
When I read such profiles, it really makes me want to laugh as it seems that the person writing the profile has probably picked that sentence from some other profile and does not seem to know the implications of the sentence. I even wonder if the person is stupid.
Before stating such sentences in your profile, I would suggest you think about this. If you are happy with your life and not looking to change anything, when the heck are you even placing your profile on a dating or friendship site. Only people who are looking to change their lifes or who are not happy or satisfied with what they have would look for something more. When you say you are happy with what you have, it means you should not be looking for anything more. Who are you trying to bullshit with such a statement.
Any profiles which state the above sentence would already tell the person that you are a liar as if you are happy, you should not even be on a site for people seeking someone whether for friendship, fun or anything else.
Most people do not seem to understand what a profile is all about and they just say things which they do not know theymself what it means just because it sounds nice or good.
My advice to everyone out there, before posting a profile, please be sure what you want to tell people. To me as a woman, the above statement is a sure fire way of me having no interest in wasting my time with such men. Why would I want to waste time with a man who cant even be honest about what he wants.
People do not seem to realise that the way a profile is written is the first impression of what people will have of you and what you seek, it can also be a put off or a put on depending on how you write it.
For those who think that writing the above statement or just saying 'I'll tell you later' is going to get you any response, think again.
1. HOW DO YOU TURN A FOX INTO AN ELEPHANT? ANSWER : MARRY IT
2. HOW ARE TWISTERS(TORNADOES) AND MARRIAGE ALIKE? ANSWER : THEY BOTH BEGIN WITH ALOT OF BLOWING AND SUCKING AND IN THE END YOU LOOSE YOUR HOUSE
3. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR JOB? ANSWER : AFTER 10 YEARS, YOUR JOB STILL SUCKS
4. DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE WONDERBRA? ANSWER : WHEN YOU TAKE IT OFF YOU WONDER WHERE HER TITS WENT
5. A COUPLE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A QUICKIE WHILE THEIR 10 YEAR OLD SON WAS IN THE APARTMENT WAS TO SEND HIM OUT TO THE BALCONY AND LET HIM GIVE A RUNNING REPORT ON WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. SO THE BOY STOOD ON THE BALCONY AND REPORTED EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING. 'A POLICE CAR HAD JUST CALLED ON THE HAMILTONS', 'THE CHANDLERS ARE TAKING DELIVERY OF A NEW WARDROBE', AND 'THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX'. HEARING THIS, THE BOY'S PARENTS SHOT BOLT UPRIGHT. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX?"
"BECAUSE THEIR KID IS STANDING ON THE BALCONY TOO".
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Illinois
For those of you who have read my post, 'LIARS ON AFF', here an update regarding one of the jerks.
The second person i mentioned in that blog, to whom I send a nasty email, had the cheek to send me an sms, claiming that he was very sad to read my email and the words I told him as he was sick and had undergone a surgery, thus was not able to contact me. He also tells me to be patient and he will give but will not ask for anything in return. Obviously my mind told me, its just a story to cover up his dirty game. However I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt but told myself I will get to the bottom of this.
As he did tell me the last time we met, that he was coming to Malaysia end of sept, I send him an sms asking if he is still coming or cancelled his trip due to his surgery and he sms me only late last night claiming that he will not be able to travel for some time due to the surgery.
Well for all those liars and cheats, god is great and you will always get caught by hook or by crook. Last night I was in the hilton hotel with a guy having some drinks and who do I see walk in but this dirty filty scum. At that time I had not received his sms claiming he was not coming, so I decided to wait and see whether he lies or tells the truth. Much later last night, I received an sms from him claiming he is not coming.
How low do some men stoop. He is obviously not capable of telling the truth and keeps lying to cover up all his other lies. I have send him an sms this morning thanking him for telling more lies and told him that he is even worse that all the things I wrote to him in the email. I told him he is not fit to be a friend or anything else as he has no class and integrity, thus I do not want to lower my standard of adding him in my list of friends as he does not deserve me as a friend.
Anyway, this so called guy here is a lying cheating scumbag so women beware of him. If he feels he cant get anything from u, he will lie through his teeth hoping you will fall for his lies and give him what he wants before he even gives what he has promised.
Such low class people have no value for friendship, they don't even know what friendship means and they only pretend to be friends with those they can use for free and give nothing in return. That was what this guy was all about.
As far as Im concerned, its good riddance to bad rubbish and Im glad god was on my side and made me find out the truth.
Such men deserve to be exposed and I have also told him that from now everyone I meet from india, I will tell them what a lying cheating scumbag he is.
It has been months now since I have been contemplating if I should or should not write about my experience with men from IFF. I have finally decided that I should to let other women be aware so these men cannot cheat or lie to other women as they will be aware.
Despite the fact that I have been extremly selective and refuse to communicate with those who are not what Im seeking and those who are not in KL and would only consider those who are at least visiting KL and seeking the same, still I was not spared the liars and cheats. Its amazing how low a man would stoop to get what he wants.
During the past years, despite receiving many mails, I had only agreed to meet 2 men from IFF and this is what happened.
The first one was approximately 3 years ago, will not give his full name but goes by A. Kharey, age 54 at that time. This person contacted me and we started chatting online and he told me he was having problems with his wife who has left him to go back to her ex boyfriend. As my profile is very clear Im seeking a life partner, he assured me that he was serious and very interested and was even coming to Malaysia as he deals in furnitures which he gets from Malaysia and China etc. Little did I know that this guy was a lying cheating scumbag who has just planning to have some fun and seeking someone he could make use of during his stay in Malaysia. Of course I believed him, we met and spend lots of time together. During the time, even when he went to china and then back to indian, we communicated frequently by phone and emails and also chat. He kept telling me how his wife betrayed him and how happy he was to have met me, and that he cant wait to spend the rest of his life with me. Of course I believe him. He visited Malaysia a few more time, and we spend whatever free time together. Then after 3 or 4 visits, on the next visit, he asked me to cook for him which I did, a total of 5 dishes including delicious dry mutton which he said was his favourite. You girls will not believe what he did, he never showed up. Of course I was pissed of, he did come to malaysia but had a business appointment and was off again. He kept apologising for it, which I finally accepted and promised to meet the next time he comes with his son who is suppose to stay in Malaysia a couple of months to learn the trade. This time instead, he comes with his son and wife and claims that the wife is here to set up the apartment for the son. How rediculous. It was then that I knew this guy had been lying to me and he was never separated from his wife and neither was he getting a divorce. It was all just a lie. Although I had my doubts, I still gave him the benefit of doubt and again this time we could not meet as he was with his wife. But when he went back, he tells me that his wife has decided to come back to him, and thus the earlier decision to get a divorce has been cancelled. This guy who claimed to be a well established respectable businessman turned out to be nothing but a cheap lying cheating scumbag. I stopped communicating with him although I did give him a good piece of my mind and said what I had to.
My second experience with an IFF man was just last month. This guy again who claims to be a very high profile person and the Chairman of a so called US30million company. Yes I do know the company name and yes he did not lie about his position but he lied about everything else. Before we met, he kept sending me sms telling me that it was a privilege and honour to be my friend. I did not know who he really was or his position before we met accept that he was a businessman. It was only after we met that I came to know. He kept boasting about himself how good he is, how he loves to help people and even offered me a job in his so called branch office which they were opening in Malaysia in the near future. When we met, he also told me that, he is there for me and will be a good, true and honest friends as I had been very honest with him about all my past dissapointments with all the men in my life who were nothing but liars and cheats just wanting to make use of women. However, this time, because of my past experience, I have learnt never to give anything to a man unless he proofs his words in action. As such, this person did not get anything from me accept approximately 1 hour of my time where we just had a couple of drinks and talked where he tried so hard to convince he how good and honest and helpful he was and how he liked to help people, which of course all turned out to be a big lie. He kept convincing me that he is a good, true and honest friend and will not be like all the other men I have met. He kept telling me that he only wants to give and ask nothing in return. When I left, he again send me an sms telling me that it was a privilege and honour to be my friends.
After he went back, that was it, I never heared from him. I did send him a nasty email telling him what exactly I think of him after a month of our meeting. I suppose that he realised Im not one to get easily fooled and give anything to him without ensuring that he is sincere and really honest and a man of his word. And since he did not mean what he said about our friendship but only said it with the hope of getting something out of it, he realised he was wasting his time with all his lies.
Anyway, there was no loss to me as there are millions of pathetic losers like him around who lies with the hope of getting something.
To ladies out there, please be careful of who you communicate with and never believe anything a man tells you until he proofs it in his actions.
If any ladies out there think that you are being fooled by the same persons mentioned above and wish to confirm, you may mail me directly and I will give you all the information in order for you to ensure you are not wasting your time with such low class men who have no integrity.
And to all the men out there, it isn't your position or job that makes you what you are, its your character and no matter how high a position you hold, your are still a loser with no class and integrity if you have been lying to women and making promises which you have no intention of keeping, just to get what you want.
3 little pigs with singapore flavour in it. The meaning of some local words used as given in bracket:
Last time, got tree leetle pics. Dey all blarders but not marry yet, so cannot get hedg-de-be flat (HDB Flat which is offered to married singaporeans), so must built deir own house.
De fers blarder, a bit switch-off and like to relac, so he only wan to built simple-simple house, so he go and built one with stlaw. But den hor, when de house finis alledy, his blarders laugh at him and say, "Wapiang, stlaw house how can live? So ao one - got no standard!"
De secan blarder, hor, tink hard hard and den wan to built a more good house, so he take many, many wood and built a wooden house. He go take many piece of wood but his two blarders laugh at him and say "Walau, so kayu one - wood where can tahan (last long) de wind? Wind come and all drop alledy!"
De terd blarder like to be aiksi-borak (show off) one, so he wan to built his house make come out of blick one.
When de house finis alledy, his blarders all come and see and den dey say, "Wah, your house so nice one, you got blick you early early donch say - so ngiaow one!" De terd blarder say back, "Use your blain, use your blain! You where can be crever like me?"
De tree blarders live happy-happy after that, but den got one day, de biig ba woof come and karchau (disturb) de fers blarder. De woof say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"
De leetle pic very tee-kee one, so donch open de door. So de woof open his mouf big big and brow de stlaw house down.
De fers blarder den run away fast fast to his secan blarder house. When at de secan blarder house, hor, de woof also come and say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"
De secan blarder auso donch open de door, so de woof open his mouf big big and brow de kayu (wood) house down. De two blarders den run away fast fast to deir terd blarder house.
Now auso hor, at de terd blarder house, de woof again come and say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"
De terd blarder say back, "You tink you so crever you can brow my blick house down meh? You wan to brow you brow lor!"
So de woof open his mouf big big and he brow and brow but he cannot brow down. He brow and brow and den, he pengsan!(fainted)
De brave leetle pics go out and see de woof is die or not. Dey all carry de woof in, tinking dat de woof die alledy. Suddenry, de woof jum up and huntam (whack) de fers and secan blarders. De terd blarder stand one side - diam, diam (keeping quiet) ony.
You see ah, de terd blarder was a glassloot leader and dat's how he got de blicks. De woof know dis and say to de terd blarder if he donch hap him to catch his two udder blarders, de woof go and leport him to de garmen.
So wat to do? Bo-bian what! So togeder de terd leetle pic and de woof sit down to share-share eat suckling pics in de terd blarder's upgladed house.
