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SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT Oct 14, 2008 8:12 pm 351 Views 1. HOW DO YOU TURN A FOX INTO AN ELEPHANT? ANSWER : MARRY IT 2. HOW ARE TWISTERS(TORNADOES) AND MARRIAGE ALIKE? ANSWER : THEY BOTH BEGIN WITH ALOT OF BLOWING AND SUCKING AND IN THE END YOU LOOSE YOUR HOUSE 3. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR JOB? ANSWER : AFTER 10 YEARS, YOUR JOB STILL SUCKS 4. DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE WONDERBRA? ANSWER : WHEN YOU TAKE IT OFF YOU WONDER WHERE HER TITS WENT 5. A COUPLE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A QUICKIE WHILE THEIR 10 YEAR OLD SON WAS IN THE APARTMENT WAS TO SEND HIM OUT TO THE BALCONY AND LET HIM GIVE A RUNNING REPORT ON WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. SO THE BOY STOOD ON THE BALCONY AND REPORTED EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING. 'A POLICE CAR HAD JUST CALLED ON THE HAMILTONS', 'THE CHANDLERS ARE TAKING DELIVERY OF A NEW WARDROBE', AND 'THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX'. HEARING THIS, THE BOY'S PARENTS SHOT BOLT UPRIGHT. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MITCHELL'S ARE HAVING SEX?" "BECAUSE THEIR KID IS STANDING ON THE BALCONY TOO". 5 Comments

THINGS A WOMAN SHOULDN'T SAY TO A MAN DURING SEX Oct 14, 2008 8:01 pm 328 Views 1. AND YET YOUR FEET ARE SO BIG 2. DON'T WORRY WE'LL WORK AROUND IT 3. I GUESS THIS MAKES ME THE EARLY BIRD 4. AT LEAST THIS WON'T TAKE LONG 5. I WANT A BABY 6. DOES IT COME WITH AN AIR PUMP 7. BUT IT STILL WORKS, RIGHT? 8. WHY DONT WE SKIP RIGHT TO THE CIGGARETTES? 9. ON SECOND THOUGHTS, LETS TURN OUT THE LIGHTS 10.MAYBE IF WE WATER IT, IT WILL GROW 11. MAYBE IT LOOKS BETTER IN NATURAL LIGHT 12.WHEN IS IT SUPPOSE TO FEEL GOOD? 13.IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE RICH. 1 comment

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