My feelings, opinions and experiences. Please restrict your comments to the blog issue. Any comments that are not relevant to the blog will be deleted.
1. What is the difference between Nik Aziz (sprititual leader of the opposition islamic Party), Mahathir (former PM) and Badawi (current PM)
Answer : Nik Aziz cannot tell a lie, Mahathir cannot tell the truth and Badawi cannot tell the difference.
2. BARISAN (current ruling party) announced today that its new National symbol is the condom cos it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
3. Two old retired malaysian politicians decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. Chan Kong Choy was dumped because of the Port Klang Fiasco and Samy Vellu was dumped when a bridge collapsed, killing 100 Indians. Nothing to do, they took a lot of drinks and ended up at the local brothel, managed by a part-time florist.
The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her Manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll on each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The Manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs to take care of their business.
As they are walking home, the Chan Kong Choy says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says Samy Vellu, "Why do you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
Samy Vellus says, "Could be worse - I think mine was a witch."
"A witch, why the hell would you sat that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window, taking my teeth with her."
An american general and a japanese general attenting a conference met in the men's room. The american general asked the Japanese, 'when was your last election'.
The Japanese turned red and answered 'this morning in the bathloom before bleakfast'.
Oh listen to the story of a burglar bold Who broke into a house; He opened the window, and crept inside As silent as a mouse.
He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, "With their money I'll take a quiet sneak."
So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; Twas he'd known it was an old maid's home He wouldn't have had the gall.
He thought of the money that he would steal, As under the bed he lay; But at nine o'clock he saw a sight That made his hair turn gray.
At nine the skinny old maid came in; "Oh I am so tired," she said; She thought that all was well that night So she didn't look under the bed.
She took out her teeth and her big glass eye, And the wig off from her head; The burglar had a thousand fits As he watched from under the bed.
From under the bed the burglar crept, He was a total wreck; The old maid wasn't asleep at all And she grabbed him by the neck.
She didn't scream or holler or yell, She was as cool as a clam; All she said was, "Saints be praised, At last I've found a man!"
From under the pillow a gun she drew, And to the burglar said, "Young man, if you don't marry me, I'll blow off the top of your head!"
She held him firmly by the neck, He hadn't a chance to scoot; He took onelook at the teeth and the big glass eye, And said, "Madam, for Pity sake, shoot
1. I want a dog of which I can be proud, said Mrs Newlyrich. "Does that one have a good pedigree"?.
"Oh yes, declared the kennel owner, "If he could talk, he wouldn't speak to either of us".
2. A man made an investment against his wife's better judgement and lost a large sum of money. The incident resulted in a major, unresolved spat at the dinner table. Later in the evening when both had cooled down, the husband approached his wife and asked "just so Im clear in the future, would you kindly tell me the difference between you saying 'I told you so' and 'I'm not going to say I told you so'?.
3. Small boy in a barber's chair : "I want my hair cut like my daddy's - with a hole on top"
4. Bishop Fulton was scheduled to speak at the town hall in Philadelphia. Although unfamiliar with the city, he decided to walk from his hotel and enjoy the sights along the way. Unfortunately he became lost and had no idea which direction to turn. Approaching a group of street wise boys, Bishop Fulton asked directions to the town hall. One of the boys asked what he was going to do there. "I'm going to give a lecture", replied the Bishop. "About what?" asked one of the boys. "On how to get to heaven, Would you like to come" asked the Bishop. "Are u kidding?" said the boy, "you dont even know how to get to the townhall".
5.A father was berating his son who was reluctant to do his homework. "When Abraham Lincoln was your age", lectured the father, "he walked 10 miles to school everyday and then studied by the light of the fire in his log cabin". "So what", the boy rejoined, "when John Kennedy was your age, he was President".
6. "Your husband says he leads a dogs life", said one woman to another. "Yes its very similar", answered the woman. "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable in front of the fire, and waits to be fed".
7. A group of American tourist were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place", the guide told them, "is 600 years old, not a stone in it has ever been touched, nothing altered, nothing changed in all those years". "Well", said one woman dryly, they must have the same landlord I have".
Last weekend, my friends and I decided to meet up as it had been a long time since me met. As usual lots of girl talk took place but the topic that was most discussed was how many of them had been stood up.
When I was younger, I guess I too had been stood up a couple of times but losers who have the guts to make a date but dont have the guts to actually show up. Some men actually think its funny to do it and that its a big joke, and some men will come there, see the girl and if he does not like what he sees will just leave without meeting her. And there are some men who will watch the girl from afar and will never approach her, god knows why they do that. The men who do that do not realise that their actions only shows that they have no class, integrity and dignity as a gentlemen would never do such a thing.
However being one to learn from experiences and ensuring that it does not happen again, I took certain steps which I shared with my girlfriends.
I know some men would say that women do that too, but then I am a woman so i will speak on the woman's part. I do not condorn men nor women doing it as I think its very disrespectful.
Women should not allow a man to treat her in such a manner. To teach the guy a lesson and be one up on him, the following is recommended.
If this is the first time you are meeting the guy and do not know how he looks and he too does not know how you look, you may want to consider taking the following steps :-
1. Always have a backup date. Meaning, if another guy who you know calls and ask you out on the same day, tell him straight that you do have a date but in the event there is any chance you are able to meet him, you will give him a call. Or you could make an arrangement with someone you know.
2. When you arrive at the place to meet, do not go inside if its a restaurant etc and do not stand at the specific place where u can be seen easily. Instead keep out of sight. Give him a call and say you have arrived and ask where he is. If he says he is there, ask him to describe himself to you and do not even come in sight until you see him, then go up to him and introduce yourself.
3. If he says he is not there yet and will be there in 5 or 10 mins, still keep out of sight but tell him that you are there. Wait max 15 mins for him and if he does not turn up, leave. Any men who has no respect for your time should not be respected. He should not keep a lady waiting if he is a gentlemen or at least if he is going to be delayed, he should have the curtesy to call and inform you that he will be delayed.
4. If you call him and he does not answer, just call maximum 3 times and no further. Then just send him an sms and say that you tried getting in touch with him but he did not answer so you are leaving as you have another date. This will be a big blow for him and he will be taught a good lesson. He would have thought that you will wait for him indefinetly but instead you went off on another date and he got stood up.
5. Also always half an hour before the time, its good to give him a call to confirm the date. If he does not answer, give him 5 to 10 mins to call back, then if he does not, send him the above sms.
On no account should you wait in a place where he can easily spot you. Always remain out of sight and only when he arrives, you go up to him. Dont give him the privilege of seeing you first and leaving, as some men just want to see how a woman look. There are also men who if they find the woman too attractive will not be daring enough to approach for fear of being rejected especially if they feel they are not attractive.
So ladies if you follow the above, you will never get stood up and if a man does it, he will be the one to get stood up as you will leave for another date and he will know about it via your sms.
Hope the above is helpful to women who get stood up. I know it worked for me and instead the couple of guys who did it, later called and apologised sheepishly, and had the cheek to ask for another date for which I told them that I have lost interest in meeting them.
James Bond style : The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by saying first Bond, then followed by a great smile and finally, James Bond.
His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequence when he meets our great Hyderabad guy.
Conversation when James Bond meets Hyderabad guy (Telugu Guy) :-
James Bond : "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).....James Bond
An american visiting malaysia goes into a chinese restaurant and orders a coke. After he has finished, he asks the chinese waitress, how much. The chinese waitress who does not speak english as common in Malaysia say 'sei kok' (pronouced see kok which means 40cents in chinese)
American man says 'oh that cheap' and proceeds to open his pants.
Many of you may be wondering about the above title. Well its the title of a book. The bitches does not literally mean women who are bitches, but the gist of it is that men love women who do not give them the time of day, who do not take shit, and who will not fall all over them.
I think all women should read this book. To be honest, after so many bad experiences with men, I realised the mistake I was making and I decided that from then on I would take no shit from a man, I will not allow them to treat me badly and if a man treats me badly I will tell him to go to hell. It was only after I had realised this that I came across this book which said almost the same things I felt.
We always wonder why a woman who we consider a bitch and who is mean has such a good man who treats her well and takes good care of her. Well this book explains it all.Shes doing the right thing by being a bitch and I dont mean that literally.
Why many women are so unsatisfied in their relationship is because they give too much and get nothing in return. When you let a man know how much you love him or you cling to him, its only natural for him to loose interest as he has already conquered you and know that you will do anything for him, thus men also known as predators will loose interest in pursuing you as he already has you. As long as a woman does not declare her undying love for the man and show him that she will tolerate all his nonsense and bad treatment, he will be afraid of loosing her, as he is not sure what she feels.
The book also goes on to say that a woman not allow a man to treat her like she is a nobody. Examples given were if you have a date with a man and he tells you he will be there at a certain time but is not, you should not wait for him indefinetly. Give him 15 mins and if he does not come, leave and go do your own thing. I think this is so true. Also always let him know that you do have a life besides him. Do not let him think he is all you have as that again will make him feel that he controls you.
Trust me ladies, I have tried it and the result is great. I kicked out all the losers from my life, those who had nothing to offer me but just there to make use of me. All those men who I had been giving and giving and being treated like I was just a thing to be made used off. Now the men I date treat me so much better and respect me for who I am. Yes I have mentioned in my previous blog that I do not give freebies due to my past experience and even if a man wants to have dinner with me, he pays for my time after all my company is worth it, and if he is not looking for a long term relationship, there is no reason for me to waste my time with him and give him my company. And yet these men who pay for my time spent with them, treat me so well. They wine and dine me, they are concerned that Im comfortable and have what I want. They take me out which never happened with the men I gave freebies too. Those men would only come to meet me at my place when they want sex, yes they promised marriage which were all lies. But they never took me out like on a real date, never went to the movies or just for a nice dinner. Instead it was me like a fool always going all out and cooking at least a 4 course meal whenever they said they were coming over. Never even got gifts from them, not even on my birthday. But now Im a much happier person as I dont feel used, the men who pay for my time even give me expensive gifts as they are mostly expatriate and foreigners.
Just want to share my experience with all women out there who dont know what they are doing wrong in their relationship. Dont tolerate bad treatment. Men will only treat you badly and take you for granted if you let him. I used to do it but learned through my experiences.
For those who can get hold of the book, read it. You will find it to be very refreshing and true.
I noticed there were no responses to my previous blog on whether married men/women should seek friends of the opposite sex. I guess the blog was too straightforward and honest for many to handle, as I did state that those giving responses should be honest and not have 2 different set of rules, one of them and one for their spouse. I suppose this gives an indication that most people do have 2 set of rules and that is why they did not want to respond as they would not be able to do it honestly.
Its funny why people do that. Why is it ok for them to do something but not ok for someone else to do the same. People are always quick to judge others but they forget many times they have done the very same things.
I have had married men and attached men trying to date me but my answer to them has always been, how would you like it if your wife were to date other men. I guess that hit them hard as they usually mumbled something incoherent as they never expected that.
There was even one incident where a friend and I went to a disco and met her bf there. He asked me to dance and although I was not confortable and did not want too, my friend insisted that I dance with him. On the dance floor this jerk started giving me compliments and asking if I would go out with him. He even asked me to give him my photo so he could keep it in his wallet. Obviously I was pissed off and I gave him a piece of my mind. It ended there but I had to tell my friend about what he did as although I did not do anything wrong, I felt she should know his true colours and should be aware. Of course it backfired and this friend instead got worried that I would steal her bf. After a couple of months, I got new from another friend that the friend concerned had got married to the same guy that flirted with me, of course she did not tell me anything about her wedding, which was no loss to me. But now they are separated and I believe heading towards divorce. He has apparently even beaten her several times. Of course I did not get this news from her but from a mutual friend as ever since she got married, I have had no contact with her. I guess she was afraid I would take her husband away which was stupid. When I did not take him away when he was her bf, why would I take him away when he became her husband.
Why do women think that other women are out to get them or ruin things for them when they are told the truth. If this friend of mine had heeded what I warned her about, today she will not be in this situation. Although I feel sorry for her, I guess she made her bed, so she has to lie in it.
Ive always wondered why men and women who are married seek friends of the opposite sex. I have my profile on a few sites and despite my profile very clearly stating that married men need not respond, I still get tons of mails from married men asking for friendship. Why on earth would I want to waste my time with a married man who has nothing to offer me as he is already taken. If a person unknowingly gets invovled with a married person, I can understand, but to seek out a married person to have a friendship with which more often means an affair with is rediculous.
I can understand if you meet married people at work, at parties etc and become friends, but specifically seeking members of the opposite sex for friendship over the internet, that I cannot understand. I know its a matter of opinion and everyone is entitled to their own opinion so Im only voicing my opinion. From my experience, the married men who claim to want friendship with a woman over the net are basically looking for extramarital affairs. They are usually seeking a woman they can have fun with discreetly, a woman they can have erotic chats with etc. They claim to want friendship but in actual fact the want more but do not want to give anything in return nor are they in a position to give anything in terms or relationship. Thus they use the name of friendship to get what they want without giving anything. I think this is hypocritical. These same men would make a big hue and cry if their wifes were to seek male friends over the net. Why do they think its ok for them to seek female friends but not ok for their wife to seek male friends.
I sometimes wonder if these people actually understand what friendship means. You dont just go around looking for friends. Friendships are built over time and only when you meet the person and you spend lots of time together and friendship also means being there for each other in their time of need, understanding each others problems and being able to communicate. You cant look for friendships, it just happens based on the chemistry shared by 2 people. You dont make friendships so you can make use of the person for your own benefit.
Going back to married men and women seeking friends of the opposite sex, I always thought, when you get married your spouse is suppose to be your best friends. That is what a successfull marriage is all about. But that can only happen if both are willing to talk and discuss matters and their feelings with each other. If thats not the case, then why get married at all. Why commit yourself to a person who you are unable to communicate with.
During the old age, there were arranged marriages, but these days, most people meet their spouse on their own and decide to get married, so why the need for other members of the opposite sex. Maybe Im a little old fashioned when it comes to marriage. I would never agree to my spouse seeking friends of the opposite sex as I believe he would have an ulterior motive, and at the same time, if I were married I would devote my time to my husband and to ensure we have a happy marriage instead of seeking friends of the opposite sex over the net.
Maybe some of you may like to share your opinions on this issue, but please give your opinions on what you really think is right and not what is right for you, meaning some men may say its ok just because they do it but the thought of their wife doing it would make them mad. thus if you feel that its not right for your spouse to seek friendships over the net with the opposite sex, then how can it be ok for you to do the same.
