This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call onetowthreefourfive no six and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
I've learned that every minute you are angry is a minute of happiness you have lost.
I've learned that when people accuse you of something, it's actually their own actions they accuse you of.
I've learned that if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.
I've learned that if God gives you something to handle, he will give you the strength.
You become what you think about, garbage in and garbage out. Plan your life as if you are going to live forever, but live your life as if you are going to die tomorrow. God didn't build a staircase to nowhere.
You are what you think you are. If you think you are no good at something, you wont be.
The way you treat others is a reflection of yourself.
Loneliness can be temporary or chronic. The choice is yours.
A cure for loneliness. Think of someone else.
People who don't share, think they're winning a game where you end up with a lot.
People who worry about others, worry less about themselves. Those who worry a lot about themselves, don't even think about others, let alone worry about them.
It is better to be alone than to feel lonely when you are with someone.
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I've learned that if you are trying on clothes in a fitting room and the mirror is on the outside ...be sure the door is not locked, so you don't get locked out side in something embarrasing. Just a thought.
I've learned that if I wear something one size bigger, I actually look slimmer.
I've learned that even though hindsight might better than foresight, it's not necessarily a good idea to walk backwards.
There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be.
That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down,
but those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself
and all that you are capable of. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.
Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle
you will find a stronger sense of who you are, So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself
and all you want your life to be, because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.
It seems that each of us has the same number of hours in every day and roughly equivalent claims on our attention. If the second requires more time than the first, you are in trouble. Under normal circumstances, it is not a problem for which you are allowed to impose the indulgence of others.
RL
* When waiting for a lift, stand aside and let others alighn when the lift door opens. RL That way there will be more room in the lift for everyone. Do not push your way through, even when you are in a hurry. Others might also be in a hurry.
* In a shopping complex, restaurant, or other public place, hold the door open for the person that might be behind you. RL Have a quick check if anyone is behind you.
* At the escalator, help the elderly, handicapped, or mothers with a pram or pushchair to easily and savely get onto the escalator.
Some people are quite oblivious of their habits that irritate others. They burb and slurp; they spit and croak; they crack their knuckles; shake their legs; drum the table; stare at others.
They eat disgustingly and sneeze worse, sometimes manage to combine the two. They give off evidence of poor personal hygiene.
RL
They scrape their throats, and then scrape their teeth.
They pick their nose, and chew their nails.
They dig their ears, and sniff their nose.
They whisper into someones ear and shout at others.
They scratch their crotch and check their hair.
One thing these people never seem to do is to entertain self-doubts. Presumably they are too busy having a good time, going about their business in perfect ignorance and pleasure while disgusting everyone within range.
RL
Most of us are probably very innocent about those unfortunate habits and have to bear with it in the office proximity. Some of us are paired as the offender and the offendee, and are married to each other
There is no all-purpose way of complaining about, much less altering, the annoying personal habits of others. We just have to be gracious enough to ignore them.
However, if the person happens to be your best friend or spouse you may restrain them gently from doing whatever irritates you, i.e. "Dearest, I wish you wouldn't do that" The usual response is "Do what?" to which one replies, "I don't know ~ whatever it is that makes that strange sound"
More distant relationships require more distant allusions.
One can offer a solution without mentioning the problem ("Would you like a mint?") Or one can generally complain ~ "We are going to ban food at the desk. I just found a cockroach." Even if it only concerns one person who eats in the office or boutique, others may find it offensive.
However, having said that.
One is Not allowed to give instructions to strangers or criticise them.
Good Habits are Learned at Home and are a Reflection of Ones Background.
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
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EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
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EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
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FRIEND: A member of the opposite $ex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
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INDIFFERENCE A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
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IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
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NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does or can
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SOBER A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
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LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely hornly, but not entirely choosy people meet.
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LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
