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Horsing Around ... again
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Jul 28, 2009 1:15 am
Mood: Giggly,
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Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. They're talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "You know what? I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
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Happy Holiday
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Jul 8, 2009 7:34 pm
Mood: Notteee,
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Banta Singh was talking to his travel agent Santa Singh.
Banta tells Santa, " I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year,
I am going to do it a little differently.
The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.
Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my wife
Gurpreet got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Gurpreet got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and Gurpreet once again got pregnant."
Santa asks Banta "So , what are you going to do this year that
is different?"
Banta smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Gurpreet with me!"
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~*~My Nightly Prayer ~*~
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Jun 28, 2009 8:20 am
Mood: Silly,
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Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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Managerial Mishaps...
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May 30, 2009 2:05 am
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The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean up all of the cow manure. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.
The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.
The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes. At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty.
The farmer asked the manager: "How is that you made such difficult jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?"
The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with crap, but now you ask me to make decisions!"
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