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Most expensive heart...
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May 22, 2012 11:17 pm
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A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon.
The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but they are all expensive.
The old man reminds the doctor that he is filthy rich and implores him to tell him about the donors they came from.
'Well, the first one belonged to 22 year old marathon runner, never smoked, ate only the most healthy foods, was in peak condition when he was hit by a bus. No damage to the heart, of course. But it costs $100,000!'
The old man, waving off the last part about the cost, asks the doctor to tell him about the second donor.
'This one belonged to a 16 year old long-distance swimmer, high school kid. Lean and mean. Drowned when he hit his head on the side of the pool. That heat will set you back $150,000!'
'Okay,' said the old man, 'what about the third heart?'
'Well this one belonged to a 58 year-old man, smoked three packs of cigarettes a day, weighed over 300 pounds, never exercised, drank like a fish... this heart is going for $500,000!!!'
'Five-hundred grand?!?!', the old man exclaimed, 'why so expensive?'
'Well', said the doctor, 'this heart belonged to a lawyer... so it was never used!'
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JESS.......
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May 19, 2012 7:40 pm
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HI FRIENDS, I GOT THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE FROM OUR FRIEND """JESS""
Hi Sunny
Thank you for your email i did come back with a spanish name and i got bann again so i think who ever did that maybe the got my IP address bann too ....hope all is well with u i am ok just sad the way i was treated because i am not indian
Jess
REALLY IT IS SURPRISING.
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Dying is strictly prohibited here.....
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May 19, 2012 4:02 am
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We all are familiar with places where smoking is prohibited and areas where parking is not allowed, but have you ever come across places were dying is considered to be illegal? Sounds quite interesting, but at the same time it is shocking and illogical as well. The reasons for such bans range from spiritual beliefs to scarcity of area.
Itsukushima is an island in Japan which is considered to be a holy place and thus it needs to be maintained with complete purity, according to Shinto religion. Since 1878 deaths and births are not allowed in this area and the priests of the nearby shrine make it sure that the rules are strictly followed by everyone. Pregnant women whose delivery date is approaching and old and seriously ill people are not permitted here.
''Offenders will be severely punished.''
Wondering what offence the statement is talking about? It is nothing but an order by the mayor of Sarpourenx banning death and announcing severe punishment to the people who does not go according to the rule. But the order seems funny as the people are still wondering how the mayor is going to punish someone who has already passed away. The reason for this rule is simple-lack of space in the overcrowded village graveyard and the refusal to extend the burial ground by the French court
Longyearbyen in the Svalbard Islands of Norway is another town which has a 'no entry' board to death; but this hasn't got anything to do with religion or belief. The fact is that the town has a small graveyard which has stopped burying for the last 70 years, since the bodies never decay. Residents of this place who are ill or those who are expected to die soon will be shifted to some other part of the country, because even if you die here, you will not be buried.
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Good Offer.
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May 18, 2012 12:51 am
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. He wants to buyer your slippers. Would you...
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It does not actually mean
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May 17, 2012 1:26 am
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Men Socialize By Insulting Each Other,
But They Don't Mean It..
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Women Socialize By Complimenting Each Other,
And They Don't Really Mean It Either.
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After all I am Blonde..
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May 14, 2012 1:35 am
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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MOM MY MOM
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May 13, 2012 9:50 am
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6 years: Mom knows everything..!
8 years: Mom knows alot..!
12 years: Mom really doesn’t know everything..!
14 years: Mom knowsnothing..!
16 years: Mom, what mom..!
18 years: Mom is outdated..!
25 years: Maybe Mom knows..!
35years: Before deciding, let’s ask Mom..!
45 years: I wonder what Mom thinks..!
75 years: I wish Momwas here to ask ♥ Mothers are truly the Best
Gift From God Given From Heaven Above ♥
♥ Happy Mother’s Day...!!! ♥ [/COLOR]
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It is cheating
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May 12, 2012 6:43 am
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Once, a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to get off on a station that came up at 4 am. He asked the guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake him up at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so.
This guy was a barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger deserved more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
His wife asked, " What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20 from me and has woken up someone else, and I am still in the train.!!!"
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New theory of Romance
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May 11, 2012 1:26 am
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READ THIS AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU...
Newton New Theory in Romantic Mood...
Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
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JES IS MISSING
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May 9, 2012 9:17 pm
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Dear Friends,
Have you noticed that our friend Jess_the_Chopper is missing from blogs and we donot find even her profile. What is more, even in the list of Blogs, where she was on top, now she is not seen.
Jes.. If you read this please inform, we are very much worried.
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