Happy BIrthday Khatti No: 1 Oct 1, 2009 8:20 am 881 Views Happy Birthdayyy Khatti_Meethi muaaaaaaaaahhhhh muaaaaaaaahhhhhh slurrrrrrp slurrrrrrp ( This is the sound of me hogging the cake before taking the cherry ) special to the sweet 18 year old 01.10.2009 35 Comments

Jab THEY Met !!! Apr 29, 2008 4:12 am Mood: Notty, 2616 Views Hello Friends I dunno why this idea came into my minds…….to pick up my pen once again writing about the topic mentioned above. But, even before I proceed….I wud categorically like to mention that any resemblance that your ( evil, notty, overworking or otherwise ) mind might think of….should NOT b considered at all. You are requested to strictly read this as a work of fiction only…in case u’re trying to read between the lines …ya all r smart…n u know what I mean The story line goes something like this……..( I’ve kept it short ) This was sometime last year. I alongwith my friends were invited for a party.. The invitation card was addressed as “Mr. Sir John” (likewise for the others) and inside the card it was mentioned “You are cordially invited ……………..alongwith your ‘companion’ “ It meant that we were supposed to come with ‘any’ lady partner. OR ….in some exceptional cases, it meant “suit yourself” We arranged for our respective partners……except for one. His date was out of town on work. It wasn’t mandatory to b accompanied by one….so he decided on his own….which one of our partners he would dance with first……that swine. At the party, after exchanging pleasantries with the host, we hit the bar to quench our already dried up throats. We met a whole load of common friends….and spent a few moments admiring n bitching abt their partners To be honest….it wasn’t only abt men coming into the party with their companions…..we met a lot of lady friends too with their companions for the day. And then there were singles too….both men & ladies. It was a wild party. This friend…..the single one who accompanied us, took his glass n moved away from us….obviously on his hunting mission. He met this very beautiful Sari clad Lady. We were surprised to see him with this gracious lady. (we friends were cursing our luck...y the hell cud we not leave our partner at home this one night ) However, we were feeling happy that atleast our respective partners were saved from that Devil He introduced her to us….n we all lined up to shake our hands Those two then moved away from us and took a seat at one corner. We saw them chatting away…..n enjoying themselves. We were obviously feeling happy for him. We then got engrossed into the party…..drinking & dancing all the while. The dinner was laid very late….and when we decided to feed ourselves….there wasn’t any sign of this devil. My partner then showed us a couple dancing to “Careless Whispers” (we couldn’t hear anything though) Seeing them dance, it seemed they hv known each other for a long time. Notty that I am….I went up to them…and asked the lady for a dance My friend wasn’t too happy abt it….but I cared less…lol . I finished the dance (number) with her and accompanied her to the dining area. We had our dinner…..n decided to call off the night. When things are to go right…they always do. As luck wud hv it, this Lady was supposed to leave earlier….n it was already late. Though she had her own car, she was still feeling a bit unsafe driving all the way…alone. The Devil then turned into a Samaritan and offered to drive her car…..n guess what, he made us follow them to her house. (initially, we dint like the idea….but were happy to hv seen her house…lol ) TO cut the long story short….today, they both are all set to tie the knot n the Lady has been accepted very well in our friends circle. I wish them both good luck….and I promise, that the day they get settled, I wud b the first one to bring the Cake here and share it with all of u. Till then…I gotta arrange (a date) for another of such parties this weekend….take care guys n gals. Luv to all – SJ 36 Comments

Dil Ke Armaan - ARMINA !!! Apr 19, 2008 1:45 am Mood: excited, 1896 Views Hello Friends Oh yes !!! u guessed it right….its about our dear friend Armina She’s in town and is having a wonderful time here. On a break for a couple of days with her parents, she’s visiting Amritsar…so it calls for writing about the 1st half of her trip to the City of Joy Firstly, I wish to state, and very honestly I mention that – Armina is an extremely beautiful lady with a golden heart. Lemme say this in one simple word…Armina is gorgeous. We’ve done it when we met…..n I will do it here again. Huggs n Kisses for Armina We met many nights….oooops…many times We went out for dinner n lunches….n on her return back from Amritsar, I’ve promised her a good Breakfast too Armina’s adjusted n adapted herself to the weather, water & the food extremely well. But there’s this incident which I have to mention. We were in a restaurant for lunch. Armina can eat Chillies….yeah, I mean those “long green chillies” …phheeeeeeeeww!!! All this while I thot I was the one who could eat ‘em, but when Armina started ordering plate after plate of chillies….the steward at the restaurant promptly walked up to our table and whispered into my ears that they wud b charging us for atleast 1 plate of chillies So, friends, especially guys who r reading this…..make sure u plant a dozen of trees to grow ‘chillies’ if u wanna hv Armina eating at your houses. Another hint….if anyone is planning to get closer to her …make sure u r carrying “Anti-Bacterial Hand Wash” ….lol…and she prefers the Japanese one One is supposed to use it both, before n after……( keep guessing b4 & after what ) Since Shaitaan was out of town…..when Armina arrived into town, I played host all the while taking her around. On Shaitaan’s return from Mumbai, we met n met n met…..n met. It was a long meeting. We started with lunch n it carried on till Hot Coffee . Unfortunately, I cud not stay back for long……courtesy the mobile phone rings …but then, I hv been making it up by visiting her at leisure. On Armina’s return back to Kol from Amritsar….we’re gonna be hitting the night-clubs n pubs Armina needs to see the night life here from the outside ( she’s been seeing it all these days from indoors only ) Shaitaan & I hv planned an eventful last week of her stay in Kolkata n we’re positive that she will carry some good memories back home with her. I know I hv missed out a lot in this part….but I shall be covering the entire eventful meet (ings) we’ve had….i.e Armina, Shaitaan & I in my next post. Till then…..we prepare to enjoy our evenings….n u get ready to read the next post while I continue singing, “ (Armina) tere chehere se, nazar nahi hat-ti, nazarein hum kya dekhen…” Luv to all – SJ 5 Comments

Happy Birthday ROMITANY !!! ( April 06th ) Apr 5, 2008 4:11 am Mood: happy, 2682 Views Tomorrow is a special day….its ROMITA’s birthday. And how can I stay away without celebrating this special day. The preparations have been going on since a fortnight for the party. On Romita’s ( my Queeeniee ) request, special sweets have been shipped all the way to NY Since Romita is a good cook herself, she just asked for “Khejur Gurer Patali” from Kolkata. The rest she said - will arrange locally. Queeenie, I dunno abt others, but this Knight of yours misses u very much. On this special day, I would just request you to make special appearances, whenever you have time. I remember how well we celebrated last year, when you were in Kolkata. A few words….to make the birthday special “ Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. Happy Birthday! Dear Romi More the candles, the bigger the wish. I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise. Not just a year older, but a year better. Here's to another year of experience. Wishing you a very warm Birthday.” Lots of Luv – SJ p.s : Dear Romi, I have sent your gift to Khatti Meethi. We have decided to wrap it up together. Hope ya got it. 27 Comments

A Touching Poem !!! Mar 20, 2008 1:51 am Mood: thoughtful, 1970 Views Hello Friends I was chatting with a very dear lady friend of mine yesterday. She is very sweet, gorgeous, intelligent BUT an extremely emotional lady. She shared a poem with me, written by her and I thot I should share it with u all. It is, as said by her, her style of self-expression. This is how it goes ...... "The Night Volcano" A blazing summit A storming night Lashing winds So full of spite. Crashing waves, shattered glass I saw your face; a tainted mask My eyes ablaze, a fire red Devouring you, your words unsaid. My love for you Was it a force to reckon? Inviting you, I called I beckoned Your worthy not of my heart's confessions. I see you now, a mere weak shadow Of the man I thought would share my tomorrows. But now its clear as the night volcano You would perish in my love, a fiery tornado. A solitary figure I am still, i am silent Creeping through black voids My mind playing tyrant. As you attend to your daily chores A brash and ignorant, a worthless cause. What of value is mankind If you cannot love, you cannot withstand. I pined, I desired I craved, I admired My love you dismissed Now no longer required. A knife you stuck, deep in my heart. Bleeding tears invoking our time to part. I smile for you just one last time. For in my heart, your death illuminates my path. PS : Might shock some, and might be appreciated by some!! I wrote this poem as a means of self expression and that is what it means to me. Written by : Radz I do not know what u made out of the poem, if u hv read it....but if u do, your words would be passed on to Radz. With luv to Radz n all reading this poem : SJ 7 Comments

REMIX - Jab We Met !!! Feb 23, 2008 3:06 am Mood: flirtatious, 3965 Views Hello Friends Firstly, this post will not mention anything about the Gentlemen I met, unless wherever I feel it is necessary. So, no offence meant to u guys. I have promised the beautiful Ladies of an exclusive post dedicated to them…so here it is. You have all read about the party we had, where we met n who all were there. I don’t blame Janya for making it so simple….she is a sweetheart. Over a period of time, she’s learnt to keep away from controversies…especially at the blogs. I remember it had become a bit too HONEY(ed) HOT for her….but we were there, all set to make her feel comfortable n let it pass-by. Janya is a wonderful young KK. ( figure out the abbr. ) She is cool, bindaas n a treat to have in any get-together. I would think the party would be empty, just like an evening sky without the stars, if Janya is not there. She made the evening liven up with her tricks…ooooh! talking abt tricks, her fingers are magical. While I was holding her hands….( now I make the other’s think When the hell did this happen ) I could feel her fingers tapping on my palm. I went back to my Scout(ing) day’s n….wohooooo!! she was playing Morse-Code with me. I got her message, n it was my turn to tap ( respond, I mean ) n obviously in the affirmative. She then quietly managed to locate the keys to my room # 105 n secure it in her handbag, just incase someone else grabbed it first. Janya, all I can say is that I loved it all…all your tricks n pranks u played ….n I hope to meet up with u sometime again, very soon. Anamika76 – well, a lot of people think…why a lot, almost everyone thot that we were meeting for the 1st time. innit Anamika Anamika called me as soon as she landed, I cud hear the air-hostess making announcements, lol. She said, “I’m here”. Oh!, I loved that Though I had booked a room for her at the club I was staying, she said it was better she put up with the others – lest people talked. ( how mean can people be, na ) Before coming to the party, she called me again to find out, if the meet was indoors or in the open, so that she could dress up accordingly ( oooh la la ) We all knew it was cold in Delhi, but didn’t realize that it wud b so cold that night. My famous Red Sweater looked very Pretty on Anamika. The pic where I m putting it around her, has come out really well. At the first opportunity, meaning – as soon as the chair next to Anamika fell vacant, I occupied it for the rest of evening ( now, i know what all of u must hv imagined when i said ' first opportunity ' ) Anamika is a wonderful friend….a very straightforward person, who will laughingly tell u to GET LOST…if she doesn’t like u. I cherish our friendship Anamika U are one gorgeous lady, n u don’t hv to take any tricks from JKM for her skin secrets. U r a “killer” in your own esteem. Luv ya dear I m glad u made it to Delhi all the way from Hyd…just for an evening ( me not saying night – ok folks ) with me. JKM – a lady who I have admired since the time I met her first. I remember how shy she was when we met first, just like a to-be bride meeting her groom for the first time. ( now, don't get any freaky ideas, folks ) Oh! N after that first meet, we’ve met at places….n guess what guys, her charm took me all the way to Dubai too This is where she persuaded me to be present at the meet n that she wud take no excuses as a NO. I’ve never said ‘NO’ to a lady before…n how cud I, of all, refuse JKM She’s such a sweetheart. She’s never said ‘NO’ to me We went shopping, n like always, I made my lady take the lead. ( made sure my credit cards worked, lol ) Coming back to the meet, we spoke on phone n decided it wud b best to meet directly at the Club as she was tied up with a wedding in the family. She however welcomed me to Delhi n guess what, she even arranged to send me Masala Chai on the day of the meet in the morning…especially made by her through her Driver. Anamika was impressed when I told her, when she called me from the aircraft & now wants to learn how to make it. As written by Janya in her post…JKM’s driver wasn’t over confident, he made it look as if it was the first time he was coming to the club. There is surely something which makes us click….oooh! that reminds me of our pics clicked together. Those, who have seen them, hv all gone ….hahahaha, yes it means tongue-wagging Like JKM had mentioned, I knew that the club won’t be carrying her fav drink, n I had kept it arranged from b4. Didn’t want to disappoint JKM….n made sure she was comfortable all thru the cold evening, with my famous RED sweater which was amicably shared by JKM & Anamika both . After dinner, we went to the Hotel where Janya, Anamika. Rememberme4u & 4friend were staying…n then I went to drop JKM home, alongwith Shaitaan. JKM is a caring friend, a wonderful person at heart n if U guys don’t know, a very religious lady too. She’s coming to Calcutta soon, to offer her prayers at the Kalighat Kaali-bari. Eversmilingme – always smiling, literally made me stop smiling when she asked me, “ Are u really SJ ? “ I cud see the excitement in her eyes, when she asked that just wanting to make sure, that she’s in the right room …oh! Well, well…before u guys get any wicked ideas…there were a lot of people in the room that time. When I confirmed that I was indeed SJ, I was immediately wrapped up... with a HUG…which in all honesty was…very very comfortable. We had our tête-à-tête …since we were meeting for the 1st time. I missed meeting her during my visit to B’lore. She was away n it was very disappointing for both of us ….Evers will confirm this . However, we caught up on a lot …which we could not since we missed seeing each other at B’lore. Evers was comfortably dressed, a Delhiite that she is, and looked dashing in Blue ( correct me on the color, Evers. U know I m color-blind ) Evers is a charismatic lady, whose presence need not be announced, but has to be felt. I felt warm in her company and hv decided to reciprocate by keeping her warm, whenever we meet next. PikPik – I found her to b a very shy – ( initially though ) n a beautiful young lady….unlike the Royal Bengal Tigresses I hv known over the years of my stay in Kolkata. I will not mention what the Royal Bengal Tigresses are like , its for u to figure that out. I met her for the very 1st time…n it felt that I’ve known her from before. There was a immediate bonding between us…(( not the squish-squash huggs…uffff, PikPik has asked me to keep that out of this )) by the way we smiled at each other whenever our eyes met. PikPik has a very good sense of humor, something I like in ladies, and that, in particular impressed me a lot. It was rather unfortunate that she had to leave early, but for the next time, I will make sure that, I make the arrangements, so that we get to spend more time together. FYI, my dear PikPik, Anamika pinched me once, when I was staring at you ….not coz she didn’t like it, she said I was making it very obvious BTW, now since I hv your number, u will hear n SEE me more often It was a wonderful evening when we all met. I thank JKM for convincing me & Shaitaan for making it sure that I attended. I am happy that I made it, though it seemed impossible at one stage, owing to my erratic travel programmes. FINALLY…here’s an open invite to all u ladies. Anytime u want to visit Kolkata, feel free to let me OR Shaitaan know. We, promise to make u more than comfortable n what more…..make u FEEL at HOME Lots of Luv to u all – SJ 52 Comments

Emulation or Immolation !!! Oct 3, 2007 2:58 am Mood: shocked, 2650 Views Hello Friends I guess its actually party time here in IFF. A party of different kind….I would call it a Free for All Party. Even in such parties/events, there are some rules….a decorum which needs to be maintained, else it becomes a ‘wild life jungle-like party’. Yes, I am referring to one of the recent Posts written by Eden wherein he/she has broken all rules and made a mockery of his/her own self by comparing Govind133 with our beloved Father of the Nation – Mahatma Gandhi. Before I proceed to write anything further, I bow before the Mahatma Now, I point a finger towards the sick mind of the Blogger, in this case Eden, who has shown the audacity to even vaguely compare Govind133 with Mahatma. I, for one, do not like such comparisons and condemn it as nothing but a sorry move to gain popularity. Since I saw the mention of Govind133’s name, I did not waste time and called him up. I congratulated him first and narrated the content of the post to him, since his internet line was down. He too was shocked, and said that NO ONE…and I repeat NO ONE can be compared to Mahatma Gandhi here. Just like any other member here would, I asked him, if the author of the post – Eden was known to him. He said he doesn’t know anything about him/her. After talking for some time and exchanging pleasantries, I put the phone down. In the recent past, I had come across a post, wherein a Hindu God was referred to in a joke, obviously not in good taste (according to me). I then stood up and stayed firm on my objection towards it. The Blogger respected my sentiment and graciously made corrections in his post. The idea about mentioning this to you all is that, at times certain members, in order to gain popularity write things to attract attention….and then try to justify what they said was right. This is absolutely wrong. My suggestion to such bloggers is – if you have run dry with your collections of poems n jokes, start collecting them again. Do not go around writing how you wish to emulate Mahatma and compare somebody else with him. This according to me is Immolation….and given a chance; I will not step back from offering the first stick of matches to light the Immolation bid. I have not commented on Eden’s post, coz that would have given the post unnecessary publicity – which he/she is desperately seeking, as I see it. To end it, another Doha from Sant Kabirji. …how can I end without it. Mangan Maran Saman Hai, Mat Koi Mange Beekh Mangan Se Marna Bhala, Yeh Satguru Ki Seekh Like always, you can either google or get on my YM for the meaning. Regards to all – SJ 21 Comments

Climbing the Ladder - IFF Style !!! Sep 6, 2007 12:12 am Mood: courageous, 2663 Views Hello Friends. It is everyone’s wish and dream to be at the Top….be it in life, at work, while in BED …and of course talking abt IFF….at the BLOGS. I’ve been following the blogs very closely, and as time permits I spend some time reading Posts of people I know, and scroll thru the posts of others. Of all the bloggers, I see 2 of them climbing faster than anyone ever has. . The one’s who know how the system works; know it very well what they are doing and how it is to be done. For once, I can pat my own back and claim that, I know how to do it better than them both. . I therefore take it as a challenge here and promise them “ IT’s “ that, they will be stung where they are right now, just like we do it in the “ snake & ladder “ game and bring them down to where they belong. Not that I have any personal enmity against anyone, but one recent comment posted on the Blog of ‘ Nandinib ‘ titled “ Racism ??? Kudos to this one “ , I was shocked to read the racist comment of one of them under the handle, EdenGarden, which read as below: EdenGarden 598 posts 9/1/2007 11:26 pm white a superior race what bullshit they r a curse on humanity ty for sharing eden I would ask all the readers of this post….just one SIMPLE question. !! * Is it fair in today’s world to “bullshit” any race, be it White, Black, Brown OR any color ? * Have we become GOD or SAINTS to pronounce and say that, “ a particular race is a curse to humanity” ? I find this comment very shocking and I condemn it very strongly. If you too think the same way, you should also stay away from that bloggers posts. Such irresponsible comments cannot be condoned just by a simple apology. Such people should be thrown out immediately…..or atleast kept away from a decent surrounding. The comment spoke volumes of the member’s Upbringing, Education, other Attributes and the kind of society he/she comes from. It is indeed a shame. The other one….well, the one with the numeric ‘ 5 ‘ is definitely a cry baby who comes out with a POLL if he/she has FEVER and asks viewers n readers to suggest by voting if he/she should; a. Take medicine b. Go to a doctor c. Seek medical advise n then take medicine OR d. None. IT will heal on its own. This is very hilarious, indeed. LMAO To end it now, I know who is/are behind 2 handle’s. Wont name them yet, but will give u all a clue. If my handle gets banned after this post comes up and is reported…its “ I “ …and if it stays, its ‘ D ‘. In any case, I know the “ ID “ Luv to all – SJ 13 Comments

Good News – Whisky has left IFF !!! Jun 29, 2007 3:15 am Mood: disappointed, 3578 Views Well, when I say Good News…it means good news for all the so called TEETOTALERS of IFF. I will mention the meaning of the word at the end and what it means. Whisky is one Lady who has the ability to carry the whole of 30’s alone, making every single person present there laugh out loud. She hardly visited the lobby. She would make any newcomer comfortable by welcoming him/her. I don’t know about others, but I used to love being around whenever Whisky was present. The ‘Paglii-Diwanii’ of IFF has deleted her account. Now, a few of the members must be wondering, why did Whisky leave? And, a majority of members must be saying, “why did SJ have to blog, could’nt Whisky blog on her own n let us know? I am writing this to inform you all, coz I know that the numbers who like Whisky are far far more than ‘otherwise’. And the ones, who know Whisky, also know that she has never blogged. It is very sad that she left. I tried to convince her to take off as long as she wished to, but she was firm. She does not want to return anymore. Reasons are best known to her, though I too know it in bits & pieces, but I am NOT supposed to share it with anyone. So, here I am, with primarily 2 objectives. Firstly, to inform everybody about her leaving IFF and Secondly, to let the TEETOTALERS know, that they can carry on without any ‘hic-hic’ I shall try to persuade her to make a come-back, but as of now, it looks like a remote probability. So, whatever time Whisky spends without us, I take this opportunity to wish her all the happiness wherever she is. I hope you too would join me in wishing her all the best. With Luv & Huggs to Whisky – SJ p.s: do I really have to tell u know the meaning of Teetotaler? 40 Comments

Wish I Was Fairer !!! Jun 20, 2007 11:52 pm Mood: thoughtful, 3032 Views (A Must Read for all LADIES. ) Hahaha!!! For the some of you thinking, this is about my complexion, I would say NO. I am fairly FAIR, in my approach, judgment and complexion. I was in conversation with one of my dear lady friends the other day & I told her that I was looking for a topic to blog. She gave me a few words and I picked ‘slander’. I then decided to copy/paste the meaning of slander for some of our members to read and understand what it means. SLANDER: A type of defamation. Slander is an untruthful oral (spoken) statement about a person that harms the person's reputation or standing in the community. Because slander is a tort (a civil wrong), the injured person can bring a lawsuit against the person who made the false statement. I’ve been around here long enough to understand what the meaning of Slander is….and how it works. There are some people who try to make their presence felt by making statements about people they don’t even know. How does it help them ? The answer is very simple. I know of people, who come in with 3 handles at a time or maybe more. These are some really frustrated jerks, who think there is no other smart a$$ around, except their own self. LOL. Let me explain to you how their system works. They bring in a female handle, a notorious male handle (with a vulgar name) and after these two have made their entry, they come with their original handle into the chat room. And mind you, they do this, when their PREY ( prey here means, the Lady they want to get close to ) is around. The notorious handle starts calling the FAKE lady names and passing lewd remarks at her. This so called…God sent Avataar then jumps in and gives it back to the notorious handle, thereby making a impression that HE is the ONE, who comes for help for the Damsel’s in Distress. LOL. This handle immediately becomes a HERO in the eyes of his PREY and then, the otherwise MI ( mission impossible ) becomes MA ( mission accomplished ). By this time, this crooked one has got hold of his PREY’s messenger ID’s, and at times Phone numbers and Address too and he starts boasting about the new feather added to his cap. The result – Operation MI-MA successful. The unassuming PREY, then starts trusting this con-man. I don’t blame these ladies for this, but then, they don’t know that a Lie repeated 100 times in today’s world, is regarded as the Gospel Truth. And by the time, the Lady realizes her mistakes, her pride has been so badly damaged, that she doesn’t trust anyone else. . I know its sad and I also know that a lot of you reading this must have been through this ordeal. The real drama starts, when this guy comes to know that his PREY is getting closer to someone else. He then begins to go through the ‘rejection’ and starts stalking. When the stalking fails, SLANDER starts. This is an ongoing process here at IFF. In such situations, I can advise just one thing. BE AWARE OF SUCH JERKS. These kind of people carry anesthetic shoulders, which one may find very comfortable to cry on, BUT, your tears don’t mean anything to them. These shoulders don’t feel the pinch and the pain of your tears. Such shoulders can only absorb them, not wipe them. To end, I will quote a couple of line, which summarize this POST so beautifully. “Krupa Buri Durjan tani, Bhalo Sajjan ko tras…. Jo Suraj garmi kare, To Barsaan ki Aaas.” Like I have always mentioned, either google OR page me for the meaning. SJ 22 Comments

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