LONELINESS...THIRST FOR LOVE AND CARE...THESE CAN MAKE ONE TOTALLY DEPRESSED... UNPREDICTABLE EVENTS MAKE OUR LIVES HORRIBLE...BUT WE SHOULD FACE IT... HOW WITH THE HELP OF GOOD FRIENDS, DIVINE THOUGHTS, SELF CONFIDENCE...??? EASY TO ADVISE...I AM HERE TO EXPRESS SOME OF MY THOUGHTS AND DREAMS...EXPERIENCES...!!!
CAN U COME WITH ME INTO MY WORLD??? I WILL BE HONOURED..!!!
where are you my darling.. winter makes me mad... sitting alone here.. lost in your romantic thoughts...
need your nearness very much... freezing in this cold.. timid and all alone.. longing for your warm kisses and caresses...
my hot breaths melting in this tempting weather... and searching for your magical touch and embrace...
winter leaves are falling down like my dreams... trying to recollect all those fallen dreams again and again for us...
winter is used to be very romantic.. but everything changed ..all of a sudden.... winter blues are haunting me now.. winter is so cruel...now i know...!!!!
winter is showing its power.. every creature of this world trying to hide in their mates warm embrace... a lonely sparrow making its new nest.. with leaves of hopes and.. feathers of fantasies..
looking for a bright future.. and a romantic mate.. making a nest jewelled with her hidden tears..!!
no one will be there for her... loneliness will follow her... life will go on... making her death more painful... only one thing will remain for ever.. it will be her broken nest..!!!
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife, "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ........ on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? Do they dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Love, Your Hubby
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To My Dearest Husband,
I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:
Came home drunk
Did not come home at all - 36 times
Did not come - 21 times
Came too soon - 38 times
Cramps in your leg - 16 times
Working too late - 33 times
You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times
Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times
You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times
You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times
You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times
Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times
